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Chicago, IL
Joined August 2011
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I wrote about Last Ditch closing, and how it’s ultimately a sad story about people who tried to provide for their community—only for that community to cannibalize them. queerty.com/the-most-infamou…
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I wrote about Last Ditch closing, and how it’s ultimately a sad story about people who tried to provide for their community—only for that community to cannibalize them. queerty.com/the-most-infamou…
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My home county! Half of MSNBC’s viewership lives here. “In this house…” signs are still very much en vogue in Newton!
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What’s stopping you from giving it all up and moving to Woodstock, Illinois?
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The Golden Life has dark energy. The show is looser & clearly they have more control over production. I think we’re going to see some really nasty sides of them—esp Dorinda. I don’t know what to make of Sonja. They’ve always made insinuations with her & now the 4th wall is down.
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Sniffies is about to get RANCID.
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Red light cameras are a form of harassment. Obviously, I am not advocating for people to drive dangerously. But mailing honest, hard/working citizens $100+ tickets for going 5 mph over the speed limit or going right on red a shade after the light turns is punitive.
In Chicago they’ll mail you a speeding ticket for driving 36 in a 30 When this technology comes to highways the roads are really going to be gummed up Enjoy the way we have it while we have it
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Obsessed with this guy who finds the most boring average looking men in Boston and then street harasses them (“who let this DADDY outside?!”), and they absolutely LOVE IT and are beaming from the attention. Much to consider here
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I’ll say it: Alexi Giannoulias creeps me out. He’s been building a war chest to run for mayor for years and just seems unctuous. Chicago’s version of Gavin Newsom. They court many of the same kind of billionaire donors.
Chicago needs a budget that reflects the priorities of working families, not politics. We must #demandbetter.
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It's not just megalomania. It's downright homophobic & trashy.
Lindsey Graham was a gross, power-hungry narcissist. he also died months ago. the Young Turks selling this documentary as something that will shake Washington to its core and alter midterm races is ridiculous. forget turtles, it’s megalomania all the way down.
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I find all of this hype over the “closeted GOP senator” to be low brow. Either release his name or shut up about it.
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I don’t get why people are so obsessed with whether other people go to an office or WFH. Yes, getting out of the house is a great thing, but why does that have to be at work?
The fact that so many people prefer WFH, prioritizing instant gratification at the cost of better long term outcomes, is in fact evidence that most adults are children.
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You Can See Everything is worth the hype. Much like Nathan Fielder, I have a softer view of Elizabeth Holmes, with the full understanding that I could be getting completely hoodwinked.
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Honestly would be great
🚨Kelly Dodd is rumored to be in talks to become the new White House press secretary
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That’s actually good advice. I struggle with OCD—obsessive, self-hating thoughts. It got really bad this spring. But I’ve been working with my therapist & decided, “I don’t have to punish myself like this.” The key is to build distance between yourself & your depressive thoughts.
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Great piece. You can draw a lot of parallels between the death of the Steinbrenner Yankees & the death of local character. Much like the PE bros who can afford tickets to their games, the Yankees are staid & corporate—the baseball equivalent of half zips & Patagonia vests
If Yankee fans are going to read anything we should read Howard Bryant's Substack piece on why the Yankees as we knew them died and how it is a concerted effort from MLB. howardbryant.substack.com/p/…
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