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Actress, Producer, storyteller, funny sometimes gal. Smartass is the new sexy. NO?

Joined June 2009
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They’ve called armed federal officers to the scene. We aren’t dangerous. We are here to represent our people. To defend public education. This is an authoritarian regime. You cannot block members of Congress from entering the Department of Education.
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Oh, are you triggered? Cry more.
AOC calls Trump a r*pist. Another person Trump should sue. xitter.gq/TheGasStovee/status/18…
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To President Biden and all elected Democrats: Stop playing by rules that no longer exist. At this point, it's not just spinelessness, it's complicity.
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Trump’s Plane Forced to Land Due to Unpaid Bills. In a surprising turn of events, Trump’s plane had to make an emergency landing in Billings, Montana. Initially claiming it was due to mechanical issues, it was later revealed that Trump’s plane couldn’t land at Bozeman Yellowstone International Airport because of unpaid bills totaling $12,000 from the 2020 election cycle. Additionally, Trump still owes the Billings police department a whopping $58,830. This incident sheds light on the financial troubles that he is facing, despite his claims of wealth and success. It also raises questions about his credibility and integrity, as failing to pay bills and debts is not a characteristic one would expect from a former leader.
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Per NBC and AP, the Secret Service has stated that the landing in Billings was due to a mechanical issue. nbcnews.com/politics/2024-… apnews.com/article/electi…
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Trump supporters: "I'm for Trump because he says exactly what he means." also Trump supporters: "Trump didn't mean what he said"
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We're doing an AMA! Let's go! Ask us those burning NNF questions you've always wanted the answers to! (956) 591-ROCK (956) 591-ROLL
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Don’t forget we’re doing it live TOMORROW Night at 630pm pac! Gonna be a blast! Listen in with your #NNFPlatinum membership! Join today so you don’t miss it! NeverNotFunny.com!
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Just finished the fabulous @AlexSAlex’s book THE LINE AT WHICH I STOPPED READING and it made me laugh out loud! Get yours on Amazon: amazon.com/dp/B0BW2GW1LV?ref… Congrats lady!!
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I’m here for this energy. Bring it.
Josh Hawley is a fraud and a coward. And by the time I'm done with him, the whole world is gonna know it.
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I wish I could retweet this a million times – at Washington, DC
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holy fucking shit, Al Franken posed for a stupid photo and Democrats forced him to resign. George Santos is a fucking felony factory and Republicans rewarded him with prime committee assignments. maybe it's just me but this is just fucking nuts
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I grew up in the rural South. I know A LOT of white evangelical anti-choice women who've had abortions. And every single one of those women told me their abortions "didn't count."
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Who among you have sought a preemptive pardon for merely assisting tourists?
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My daily fuck you @tedcruz and fuck you @GregAbbott_TX
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It shouldn’t be surprising considering how great @DanielleBKoenig @KristineAKimmel & @MyNameIsGaron are, but it’s really something for a brand new podcast to come out of the gates and not have a single clunker in the first 30 eps. @podhowtosurvive is consistently terrific
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Oh, you have THE CITY take your trash away? Way to rely on hand-outs, socialist.
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If you love a person very, very much, you get to punch other people for doing scripted material. That's just math.
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I guess @willsmith is working on an Ike Turner bio pic now?
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Replying to @UberEats
@UberEats @Uber_Support @Uber twice I drove a fair distance to pick up only to find the restaurants closed. Do I get any compensation for this?
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Here’s Joe Rogan and a white supremacist discussing whether gay people become gay by being molested by other gay people. You’ll notice this idea comes from Joe himself. Classic bit! A comedian’s job is to ask questions! youtu.be/8p9ILKkQrIQ
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