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Alex

@AlexSiddle
 Royal Tunbridge Wells, England
Joined July 2009
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"AI is coming for your jobs" I'd like to see AI take a 30 min poop right after clocking in
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Not wanting to get drawn into the flag debate but that is first class dismounting of a ladder
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This Paul Merton joke to @amolrajan on @haveigotnews might be the funniest spontaneous joke I’ve ever seen
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Give this man the cheese roll ballon d’Or immediately
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😏
Borussia Dortmund (@BlackYellow) profile pictureBorussia Dortmund
@BlackYellow30 Jun 2024
Define aura.
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>Joins Season 3 of The Traitors. >Slags his wife’s cooking off on National Television. >Spells some guys name wrong. >Gets murdered on episode 2. Good night, Sweet Prince. #TheTraitors #TraitorsUK
Image from That Oscar Guy (@ThatOscarGuy)
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surely a ramp would be better
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews31 Oct 2019
Ticketmaster makes 'huge step' for disabled music fans bbc.in/2MZCHWK
Ticketmaster makes 'huge step forward' for disabled music fans

Ticketmaster makes 'huge step forward' for disabled music fans

The ticketing company is opening a dedicated online sales system for deaf and disabled music fans.

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Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like. Get that image real clear in your mind. Then click.
BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) profile pictureBBC News (UK)
@BBCNews6 Sep 2024
Girl, 6, climbs north Africa's highest mountain bbc.in/4dPZEpf
Mount Toubkal: Carmarthenshire girl, 6, climbs north Africa's highest mountain

Mount Toubkal: Carmarthenshire girl, 6, climbs north Africa's highest mountain

Seren Price is the youngest girl to climb Mount Toubkal in Morocco, her father says.

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Oh I always sort of imagined — nevermind – at Providence, RI
Image from Christopher (@molochofficial)
Image from Christopher (@molochofficial)
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If you never liked Oasis, or more daringly, thought they were boring, it is VITALLY important that you tell everyone. This is something that people NEED to know. Crush their joy. Everything must always and forever be about you.
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Interesting Olympics commentary on 5Live
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When you lie on your job application but still get the job xitter.gq/OlympicsContext/status…
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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Brick to the head and then the Crown Jewels all in the space of 4 seconds 💀
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Sorry but this is the funniest fash riot scene you’ll see, bar none. Hall of Famer.
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fuck it, FULL Deadpool & Wolverine movie
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everyone on their third hour of watching the #OpeningCeremony
Image from Marty Lawrence (@TeaAndCopy)
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Was in pub in Ireland and the lovely doggie offered a dart collection service... you can hear my delight.
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went to the Mongolian rave and nobody knew you
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This doesn’t feel anywhere near as bad as going to school two hours early in 2002 to watch England get knocked out by Brazil and then immediately having an hour of DT.
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