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Painfully aware life will never be as good as racing home to watch teen titans, circa 2003.

London, England
Joined January 2018
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I’m ready for my fate just show me already #SpotifyWrapped
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hold up is that my --
This was attempted murder 😭😭😭
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Message to Tory MPs. This is who you're voting on.
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my r kelly joke
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DaBaby microwaved his ramen for 3 minutes, but when he took it out the noodles were still kind of hard, so he’s going to put it back in for another minute‼️😳
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just imagine how this all would have gone down if Chris Rock was a white man, and if Will Smith was a Chinese man, and if instead of slapping him he shot him with a laser tag gun, and if instead of the Oscars this had happened at a laser tag facility
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Best thoughts and prayers are donations for the Armed Forces of Ukraine. Donate today with Ukraine’s most trusted volunteer initiative "Come Back Alive". From abroad 👉 cutt.ly/vSzaewK Crypto transfers 👉 cutt.ly/hSzkjgz video by @BackAndAlive⁩ ft. Ahir Shah
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is walking to the shops
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When her beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair 🚩🚩🚩
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Ah shit man not Norm. Everything he did was iconic - the greatest
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🐢 TURTLE 🐢 A new hour of comedy and poetry about the Spice Girls, Marxism and all sorts of stuff. 19th-22nd August, The Electric Arcade, 8pm ☄Tickets: otherplaceticketing.co.uk/79… 📷: Ed Rees 🖌: @AlexTaylorHello Any RTS appreciated!
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Symptoms of anxiety that no-one talks about. - a thread. /1
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This is 100% better than every movie I have ever seen
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2020: A Gammon Odyssey
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Less than two months ago, Garrett Rolfe, the officer who killed Rayshard Brooks, took a 9-hour de-escalation course. #DefundThePolice
Tim Scott: Rayshard Brooks shooting shows de-escalation training is "so important" hill.cm/EIilY7R
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"Where has all this piss come from?" asks pissy little piss-soaked puppy called Pissypants while sat in a puddle of piss it just pissed.
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Breaking News: A veto-proof majority of the Minneapolis City Council pledged to dismantle the city’s Police Department, vowing to create a new public safety system nyti.ms/3cJtAmN
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this the most wholesome shit i've ever seen @simplyn64 just broke the super mario 64 world record then this happened
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