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Sarcastic bartender. Green and sober. Ballpark-traveller, concert-lover, tattoo-haver. Proud owner of a fivehead. Texan.

Houston, TX
Joined September 2010
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1/20/21
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The ousted lieutenant governor of Texas, who ruled the Texas Senate with iron fist, issues statement ceding to Democrat Vikki Goodwin. The man who clung to book banning and thc bans blames headwinds of gas prices, data centers, power lines, etc.
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Goodbye @DanPatrick 👋💚
Vikki Goodwin declared victory over Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick on Tuesday to become the first Democratic lieutenant governor of Texas in 27 years, handedly dismissing an architect of the modern Texas Republican Party who pushed the state further right in his nearly two decades in public office. bit.ly/4Af2TSg
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Get fuuuuuuuuuucked, Dan!!!
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Random fallout from tonight: Leadership at Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, et al, will have totally different bosses in Austin. That will rock the Tower.
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And just like that, I live in a blue state. Oh my god.
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BETO DIED FOR THIS SHIT
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Greg Abbott concedes and says he called Gina to congratulate her!
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BREAKING: Incumbent Republican Gov. Greg Abbott confirms that he called Democrat Gina Hinojosa to concede in the Texas governor's race, @TexasTribune reports. texastribune.org/2026/11/03/…
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EAT SHIT, ABBOTT!!!!
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SENATOR JAMES TALARICO!!!
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Eat ssssshhhhhhhhhiiiiitttt, Paxton.
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Watching Fox News. This dude looks like he’s going to throw up.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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You may see an 81 year old man crying after waiting decades to see his favorite team win the World Series but I see a 15 year old kid living in the moment.
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Absolutely riveting. 10.5/10
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I want a Game 7. Lockout talk makes me nervous.
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When you hangout with friends who like Canadian b-horror-movies, you hear timeless lines like "They set her synthetic moomoo on fire."
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