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Alex

@Alexjm05

Unfortunate supporter of the beautiful game ⚽

Joined December 2012
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Hell of a last name that
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We're not doing this shit again. Lost the final end of.
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@primevideosport12h
Arsenal are now 19 GAMES unbeaten in the Champions League 👏 A record only bettered by two teams in the competition's history 🤯
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I know they're bankrolled to high heavens but this Como team are so fucking good
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Donnarumma is absolutely shite. #RBLMCI
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I voted illegally. My name is Diogo Dalot and I play for Manchester United Football Club. #MUFC
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@ICEgovNov 3
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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Penny for the thoughts of that daft cow on the United stand right now who thought we could get him 😂😂😂😂 #MUFC
John Percy (@JPercyTelegraph) profile pictureJohn Percy
@JPercyTelegraph15h
Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd #avfc This has always felt like how it would turn out and what a boost for Villa. Best manager in the Premier League IMO telegraph.co.uk/football/202…
Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd

Unai Emery in advanced talks over new Aston Villa deal in blow to Man Utd

New long-term contract will end rumours of Spaniard replacing Michael Carrick should he be sacked

telegraph.co.uk
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Yeah #Carrie was absolutely class. One of the best shows I've seen this year tbf very well done
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Blimey 😬😨
West Ham United (@WestHam) profile pictureWest Ham United
@WestHam14h
Half-time.
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Always makes me laugh seeing players like Ighalo and Schweinstieger being more passionate about United than the legends that are all over the media talking about United. #MUFC
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@utdreportNov 4
Former #mufc player Odion Ighalo reacting to Mbeumo's miss last night: "No, this team is stressing me." 😂 [@metronaija]
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We need to find some form cause these are fucking superb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@AlternativeMUFC16h
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He is so clinically in denial that his team don't do anything wrong it's fucking embarrassing 🤣
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoNov 3
🚨👀 Mikel Arteta on the Isak-Timber penalty: “I have a massive library of clips of pulls and tugs of other teams too… we can get into that”.
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He's gonna get eaten up and swallowed alive there. Couldn't happen to a better family.
Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) profile pictureSky Sports News
@SkySportsNews23h
BREAKING: Real Madrid have reached a verbal agreement with 16-year-old JJ Gabriel over a potential move 🚨
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That needs to continue the useless cunts #MUFC
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@mufcMPBNov 3
🚨🚨🗣️ @StevenRailston: “It looked like an angry United fan was shouting at Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox as they left the directors’ box. Security staff had to get involved.” #MUFC
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Good to see you know absolutely nothing about football you fat cunt X
MR DT (@MrDtAFC) profile pictureMR DT
@MrDtAFCNov 3
It's embarrassing that Bruno Fernandes was voted player of the year ahead of Rice, Saliba, Gabriel, and Raya because he spammed assists from crosses. Awful player, awful captain. He won't be getting United out of this mess.
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Landed back home to see Mansfield let me down for £179 🤣🤣 fucking sound ahahahah
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Christ alive we are fucking shit #MUFC @ManUtd
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Sir Alex, for your own health. Stay at home bro you don't need to watch that shite #MUFC
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportNov 3
Sir Alex Ferguson arrived at Old Trafford 🥹❤️ via @_StrettyEnd
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Yer da waits in the cold to watch other grown men walk past
StrettyEnd (@_StrettyEnd) profile pictureStrettyEnd@_StrettyEndNov 3
The hospitality tickets seem to sell well... #mufc
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Never seen a man look so sheepish about coming home. There's definitely more to that story he's a fucking grifter
Sky News (@SkyNews) profile pictureSky News
@SkyNewsNov 2
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home. Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum trib.al/KLEvD1M
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Roma could play with Helen Keller in goal and they'd still win tonight
Neil Mac (@NeilMac555) profile pictureNeil Mac
@NeilMac555Nov 3
Roma are down to their 3rd/4th choice GK tonight Giorgio De Marzi (19) - 0 senior games Devis Vásquez (28) - last played top flight for Empoli in 24/25
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