Nobody believes that bullshit, lad. But you keep telling yourself if you think it makes you seem tough.🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

I think you would absolutely love that to be true, but sadly this is another day where you'll just have to go to sleep and dream about that impossibility again. 🤭🤭

I haven't, i leave that kind of stuff to unintelligent simpletons like you and your Portland Street pal.

Are you crashing out again, lad?🤭🤭🤭

Nah, you fucked it up and now you're trying to wriggle your way out.🤭🤭🤭🤭

What's "A Toby Carvery", bedsit addict?🤔

So why did you post this tweet then? You're getting all flustered again, nonce apologist.🤭🤭

Where?

Who said you did? Not me.🤔 Noncewood does though. And that's his garden.

As will I, waiting for you to explain how a guy in a motorised wheelchair breaks onto an RAF base and steals fuel. This should be hilarious! Whenever you're ready....👍🏻

But you admit I would have. Noted.👍🏻

Talking of dogs, why are you and your pretendy wife letting yours shit all over your rented garden, Noncewood? I see you haven't painted that house either..... @_shikari__ , he does this to himself!🤭🤭

.....said the bedsit-addicted incel.

That you're making tweets with partial sentences in them now, because you've crashed out yet again? I would have said 'predictable', actually.

Nope, definitely Portland Street. No.647.

I won't be doing that, but I'll wait for you to explain how a guy in a motorised wheelchair was stealing barrels of fuel. I presume you'll be doing that, yes?

In what way?

So now you're claiming a guy in a motorised wheelchair was filling up barrels with diesel?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You realise this is being absolutely fucking DRAGGED across social media, right? Thanks for posting that though, Gully Bill!

He's a rejected League Of Gentlemen character!

You've absolutely lost the plot, John. Or maybe this is who you've always been, and been adept at keeping it concealed.