@Alfredtesticle

Anglo Saxon English.

Joined November 2024
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If you are a split arse and your bedroom looks like this I’m marrying you and sticking a bun in the oven immediately (with consent of course)
Real Ass Wigger
@RAWigger11h
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Was working in a relatively normal house earlier. Walked into the bedroom where the boiler was. Massive, almost full bucket of vomit on the floor. PTSD.
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We don’t deserve dogs.
Rich@kernow_outlawOct 26
The government will tell you that “our history wasn’t black labs and pubs in the countryside” I prove them wrong with “Nigger”, black labs called Nigger have done more for this country than other races we call that. Calling blacks “Nigger” is offensive to our black labs.
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Being a heating engineer this time of year is like having a licence to print money
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Digestives are jewish. Custard creams or pink wafers. Anything else is propaganda.
ezra (´,,•ω•,,)♡ ACAB🔻@swagoloogOct 24
British people will look you dead in the eyes and ask if u want a digestive biscuit
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We should have a nationalist Christmas do.
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In all seriousness what do I need to do to find a racist wife?
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I prefer to quote a 14 year old king Baldwin IV with “do we have terms.”
Fesshole🧻
@fessholeOct 24
A few years back, my lawyer wrote a scathing letter to my ex employer on my behalf warning them that I will take action for something they did wrong. My lawyer signed the letter "I trust we have an understanding". Since then I've been using that to sign passive-aggressive emails.
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I was quite proud of this one
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Inject this into my veins
Restore Britain
@RestoreBritainOct 23
🚨Child rapists will be put to DEATH under Restore Britain.
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Core memory of bam Margera
CTFB | ENVTuber @CTFBTheBoiOct 23
That opening riff has to be top 10 most iconic riffs of all time.
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Weather is shite. On a more positive note im white.
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Replying to @lancsHQ @JournoMaddie
@lancsHQ @JournoMaddie
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If i get dug up in 3000 years the museumshave my full blessing to put me in a glass box. Dicks gotta be out though.
GB News
@GBNEWSOct 22
Scottish museum removes mummies from display as it lacks ‘informed consent from the deceased’ gbnews.com/news/woke-madness…

Scottish museum removes mummies from display as it lacks ‘informed consent from the deceased’

Tory MSP Murdo Fraser slammed the museum's decision as 'woke madness at its most ridiculous'

gbnews.com
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Forget notifications for replies and DMs. @elonmusk i want to know when @IanPoolton7 is online.
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The last thing your 86 year old granny sees before her drive gets tarmaced without her consent and her pension pot gets raped to 0
Jack Roworth@RoworthJackOct 18
Great to see some of my pals in Lincoln last night for the boxing, although it was a really poor fight! Off to church now.
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Alfred TesticleTesticle retweeted
Bruce
@FireNewzOct 9
Guess who else thought they could vote their way out? Russian Christians in 1917. 60,000,000 massacred.
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Had a shite day, any one want chinning?
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