Eating roasted cauliflower at one of the most geographically and spiritually evil locations in NYC (Whole Foods in the salesforce tower) and googling “narcolepsy symptoms”
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cell phones aren’t druglike, they’re carlike. even if you consciously want to opt out, you can’t, because everyone expects you to have and use one to interact with society. i cannot even use the laundry machines in my building without being forced to use the laundry app.
Cell phone addiction is an absolute thermonuke to the brain and nobody 'takes it seriously' because it is not clear that there is any solution in a world where the revealed preference of everyone across the globe, regardless of income, race, age, any factor whatsoever, would rather be on their phone than do *anything* else. Deciding "I use this too much" and meaningfully altering one's behaviour doesn't seem to have much success for any of the very small minority of people with the sentience or self-reflection to realize how bad it is. Most people seem to think of it as an unproductive habit at most, rather than an addiction. Any attempt to speak seriously about this is met with derision, accusations of pretentiousness. There is no real solution to it. The future of human cognition fifty years down the line is horrifying if you stop and think about it for even a moment.
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I'm trying to buy drugs in Greece and the dealer says he's about to pull up in a "wine dark audi" ??????
dry swallowing modafinil while on the train to take possibly demented aunt to the doctor and you have the nerve to post about October 7..
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a monk just broke his lifelong vow of silence to ask me where my jeans were from
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Anorexic during the body positivity movement and normal during the skinny epidemic
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i'm usually against the idea that it's possible to fully "solve" an artform like cinema but whenever i rewatch this movie i'm temporarily convinced for 2 and a half hours that cinema has been solved since 1991. it really doesn't get much better than this
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When Ivan Slavodan and his sons Lech, Czech and Rus entered eastern europe, this was the indigenous population they found. They killed 6 million mushroom people and the first word they uttered after was "kurwa"




















