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Joined February 2012
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Say what you want about the Brendan Frasier/Rachel Weisz Mummy franchise— Actually? Don’t. I’m gonna take it super personally. – at Houston, TX
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What a fucking loser!
Chris Pratt urges Americans to support each other after Election Day: "Check in with your neighbor—especially if they voted for the other guy or girl." "How do we become a nation of honorable winners and graceful losers? It starts with remembering no matter who wins or loses, there are still going to be people who need help in this country. Find them. Be of service...Our strength lies in our people who step across the political aisle not just with the handshake of a good sportsman, but a helping hand to anyone in need. Your civic duty can be uniquely exercised on November 5th, but there is an even bigger civic duty required the next day: which is to accept the results and focus instead on showing up for each other." Read more here: variety.com/2024/film/news/c…
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this is edited like a vine and it’s perfect 😭
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It’s only ominous if it hits Cuba, goes to Toronto, circles back down to Texas and then hits Cancun by February.
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god, i would’ve loved to extend my sociology minor by 120hrs. no, i don’t want a sociology degree, i want to take random upper level sociology courses until i run out of subjects
I could not be any more excited about the slate of final presentations for my Sociology of Reality TV class.
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How I’m going to react everytime HoustonFirst uses the Montrose name to sell Houston while their mayor actively works to undermine efforts to improve the neighborhood
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parking at homegoods to go vote
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Macaulay actually defeated inferior opponents at his home so I’m not buying it
Macaulay Culkin dressed up Joe Burrow for Halloween:
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since i’ve been in nyc the yankees have lost twice and aaron rodgers lost to the pats MY POWER
The Jets are 0-3 since firing Robert Saleh and were favorites in 2 of those games. Wild.
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imagine watching this masterpiece for 3 hours and being like “actually this sci-fi movie is a little nonsensical!”
It's funny how interstellar is billed as hard sci-fi because they went all in on animating the black hole and gesture at relativity but there's not a single plot element that actually makes sense
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i think just now finding out americans don’t measure paper by A4, A3, A2, etc has actually changed the trajectory of my life
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“I asked ChatGPT—“ blocked.
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that’s my running back
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“the 610”
My advice to young professionals? Move to Houston. Live in montrose. Almost die on the 610. Get day drunk at the rodeo and watch kids get bucked off sheep. Swim in the oil contaminated waters of Galveston. Be a menace at bucees Move to Houston in your early career. No regrets
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every single day people loudly admit that they don't want to live in a society, that the existence of people unlike them is an inconvenience, that the slightest friction is violence. and then they demand that society be the one that bends to them.
I’m so tired of seeing Dutch walkable city propaganda. I’ve lived in walkable cities my entire adult life. Yes it’s nice to walk places. Yes I’ve avoided probably 30 DUI’s. Yes I’m “in good shape” and “happy”. But guess what? My personal space is always molested by weed smoke or noise. There’s no where to park, and no one has a yard. I thought I’d never want to but I can’t wait to live in the suburbs some day where I can actually have a car and buy as many groceries as I want, not just as many as I can carry. I don’t want to hear loud music from speakers or construction ever again. People become boring and move to the suburbs simply to insulate themselves from the trashy low class mental patients. Just a few of them ruin everything. A walkable city is not where you wanna end up in a low trust society, and a low trust society is what we will have until we institutionalize all democrats
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700,000 people come to Houston from the suburbs for work and we “have to provide their safety, their healthcare, their airport”, why do we have to provide services for people that don’t pay property taxes to the city? And why don’t we focus on the people that actually do?
Watch @HouMayor John Whitmire as he is joined by the City's major professional sports and venue stakeholders to discuss the future of the Harris County Houston Sports Authority. This special press conference is live at Houston City Hall xitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1LyxBgOyY…
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the last time ahs was good 🤷🏽‍♀️
‘American Horror Story: Coven’, the iconic third season, premiered 11 years ago today.
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imagine setting up a perfect alley-oop and your teammate just slaps it into the stands like NOT IN MY HOUSE
Tim Walz: What if we came out in support of a simple, obvious policy that the majority of voters want? Kamala Harris: No, you imbecile! How stupid!
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Texans are placing WR Nico Collins on injured reserve due to his hamstring injury. He will be sidelined a minimum of four games.
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I don’t know about anyone else, but I’m tired of the medical establishment asking if my husband abuses, beats or forces himself on me at every visit. So macabre. Do any of you ladies find this humiliation ritual insulting too?
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the houston way 🙂‍↕️
Nico Collins went from day-to-day to week-to-week to literally on injured reserve in 24 hours lmao
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