totally depraved, short king

Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2021
Two dogs named paper mache and fun time sally
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Im like whatever the autism equivalent of a snow bunny is
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2013 is about love. Dont kiss people 'ironically' this year. Look at them in the eyes and say "This is real" then press your lips into them.
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I think I feel so maternally towards SpongeBob because I see him as the purest form of myself. Not necessarily me as a child, but me now, if I was a child. And I think he’s inherited things from me
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Sometimes when I’m feeling insecure about being bloated I try to imagine that I’m in the first trimester of pregnancy and just starting to show and then suddenly I’m radiant
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I love it when ppl post writing they did as a child and I can be like “wow I was much smarter and more eloquent at that age”
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Lime lips Pale face Breathing in the snowflakes
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I love the way I can just choose to be pretty. Do I choose to do it all the time? No. Most days I choose to go different routes. But when I want to be I am gorgeous
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Do i look like Miley Cyrus ?
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Ive never met a gen x mother who didn’t wanna get nasty with Ruby Rose. Ask your mom I dare you
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Get me a lampshade and I’ll put it on my head. That’s just how fucking crazy I am
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Beabadoobee crashout son or Clairo Shade daughter?
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The third plane sashayed into the pentagon giving it a fierce makeover it didn’t ask for
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I don’t cuss I don’t smoke I don’t drink I don’t fornicate
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xe/xir milan retweeted
Wtf this gotta do with me?
RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense
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Yall ever meet someone and their favorite fruit is like, an apple
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How are you supposed to talk to someone after that
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This is how I see myself
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