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alison roman

@alisoneroman

Author of NYT best seller Nothing Fancy + Dining In / Home Movies on YouTube / A Newsletter on Substack / SWEET ENOUGH out 3/28/23 🍰🌷

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Joined August 2012
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I am extremely please proud thrilled crying screaming to announce my third book, SWEET ENOUGH: DESSERTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DONT DO DESSERT out 3/28/23, available for pre-order now 🥰🍰😇
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What could it have been
New York Magazine (@NYMag) profile pictureNew York Magazine
@NYMagOct 21
Things first began to feel off in March, but it wasn’t only because of the COVID-19 pandemic. Writer Rachel Handler saw a sudden decline in America’s supply of dry, store-bought bucatini in New York. “The missing bucatini felt different,” writes Handler. “It was specific. Frightening. Why bucatini? Why now? Why us?” Bucatini is like spaghetti, but thicker and with a hole in it. It’s great at absorbing sauces, and is beloved by pasta connoisseurs. Bon Appétit deemed it the “best long pasta,” and New York City pasta magnate Frank Prisinzano said, “Lol it’s spaghetti with a hole in it. Who doesn’t like that?” When Handler discovered the shortage wasn’t just in New York City, she felt an obligation to solve the mystery of the disappearing bucatini. And it turned out the mystery went far deeper than she could have imagined. Revisit Handler’s 2020 investigation into the bucatini supply chain, and the “Big Pasta” industry: nymag.visitlink.me/rO4NNe
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Alex@hellohubbardOct 4
Overheard Gen Z girls talking about how great the show Girls is and how they love the actress who plays Marnie, “Alison Roman”
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ALL MY FRIENDS ARE ACHIEVING THEIR DREAMS 😭
Lee Hepner (@LeeHepner) profile pictureLee Hepner@LeeHepnerApr 15
A FEDERAL JURY JUST FOUND LIVE NATION-TICKETMASTER TO BE AN ILLEGAL MONOPOLIST 🔥🚨‼️
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Caity Weaver@caityweaverApr 15
A story about following your dreams even if they’re stupid, and believing in yourself, even if you’re stupid (which would explain the quality of the dreams): theatlantic.com/magazine/202…
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Takes everything I have not to offer my advice when I hear people blowing it at the butcher
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͙͘͡ ✮ 𝘬@rraccoonluvrMar 30
Thinking about how she said the salt is supposed to prevent sticking but it doesn’t always work that way… it’s kind of wonderful how we can relate that to how life works
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I love when I can participate in an online cultural moment 🥹
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.@alisoneroman u have 12 hours to respond
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Kyle Chayka@chaykakMar 3
news... in a letter??
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charlie@chunkbardeyJan 6
im always at the supermarket like "oh i should get some farro to have in the house :)" and then i get home and open the cabinets and am like oh i seem to have forgotten. that i am actually The Farro-Keeper's Apprentice.
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What if we all agreed to stop using the word “collab”
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My husband (who has exquisite and generally unimpeachable movie taste) loved the Robbie Williams monkey movie (unironically)
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I support a Billy/Meg reunion and love to see Katz’s get their flowers always, but there’s no mayonnaise on a pastrami sandwich, huge conceptual flaw in the commercial
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How popular do beans have to be for people to stop writing articles about how unpopular they are
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should be an award for how well you read a podcast ad
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I'm in the service industry
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Just noticed the @CNN coverage is sponsored by the @calm app lolz
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The vibes are “cook something that takes a long time to prevent you from looking at your phone too much”
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my maternity outfit
Dr. Meatball (@meatballworld) profile pictureDr. Meatball
@meatballworld29 Oct 2024
I love wearing flare leg yoga pants I feel like a beautiful horse
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My life is peaceful now that the only accounts I follow give me content like this
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