Account Executive @forcemarketing 🚘 | UF alum 🐊 | coffee addict ☕️ | pizza connoisseur 🍕
Florida, USA
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@spence_doh and @JohnMayer both released new singles this week Pisces season is blessed
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I think the most “me” thing I’ve done all day is order pizza and garlic rolls from two separate restaurants
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One of my apartment neighbors has been playing God is a Woman on repeat all morning and I’m pretty happy about it
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I fell for it and now I’m not taking chances
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I walked outside this morning, felt this unseasonably cool air and thought “Oooo it feels like winter out here!”
Clearly you can take the girl out of Florida but you can’t take the Florida out of the girl 🌴
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Why don’t they make mini baguettes for single people who are trying to be healthy and don’t want to eat an entire baguette in one night?!?!?!?!?!???!?!
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@hulu_support @hulu I’ve removed every device except for the one I’m watching on from the devices menu, yet I’m still unable to watch my show because I supposedly have too many devices running. What else can I do?
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Today I am proud of myself for actually folding my last load of laundry instead of letting it just sit in the dryer for all of eternity
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Sometimes you go to Soul Cycle. Sometimes you eat frosting with a spoon. Sometimes you do both in the same afternoon.
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Is the Met Gala Catholic themed?!?!?! Cuz if it is why wasn’t I invited??? My outfit would have been amazing I’ve trained my whole life for this
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I have not missed a single thing xitter.gq/poetastrologers/status…
Week of 5/6 in Pisces: You are feeling very gentle lately and everything around you feels soft in your gentle presence. Especially the light as it presses against objects. Was there something you missed while you were resting? No.
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Things that make me feel like a new woman:
-fresh manicures
-face masks
-a clean makeup sponge
-updating my planner
-eating a whole large pizza by myself
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Well this is quite the tweet xitter.gq/cnn/status/98544287518…
An Australian river turtle with a distinctive green punk-rock hairstyle, two spikes under its chin and the ability to breathe through its genitals is on a new list of endangered reptiles cnn.it/2JJ2BdD
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