To anyone who just got tagged in a tweet by me, very sorry. I am not currently selling Ray Bans. I've been hacked! And I'm weirdly relieved that it finally happened to me. I feel seen.

My least favorite phrase of the day: "skill set"

@ama_nda1366 thank you!

Pete's Candy Store, the fantastic @ElissaSchappell, me, maybe some candy, maybe not, 7:30, Williamsburg. Tonight!

@jenwgilmore that's exactly what I'm doing.

50-foot projections of self and other horrors alisonespach.blogspot.com/ @Darinstrauss

I think I want these pink glasses again alisonespach.blogspot.com/

Who doesn't claim their wedding dress in Baggage? alisonespach.blogspot.com/

If you're still wondering what happened to your missing luggage....alisonespach.blogspot.com/

@alexanderchee do I owe you 25 bucks? can't wait to read yours.

@mhingston it's true: I no longer know how to write using a pen.

Forging ahead into blog world. Watch it happen tragically here: alisonespach.blogspot.com/

My new short story out from Scribner! Only 99 cents. Check out or buy here books.simonandschuster.com/S…

@Jay_Rome_80 would love to have you. Whats your email?

Sept 6, Community Bookstore, THE ADULTS pb launch! Free wine/cheese, and Tiny the cat facebook.com/event.php?eid=1…

@ovafanboy sure why not?

@CtScreenwriter thanks! Appreciate the local support