All Pro Lines

The horseshoe is pointed up so the luck won’t run out. #Colts But their Andrew Luck DID run out.

The #Vikings QB is short, awkward, and struggling. He has a Napoleon Dynamite Complex.

People say the #NFL is scripted. You think Jerry Jones goes to a meeting every year and agrees to suck?? For 30 years??

The #Cowboys stadium should be named after a company that has more L’s.  Lululemon Stadium.  Lots of L’s. Very little coverage.

The #Cowboys defense is like self-checkout. Somebody is sorta watching, but if you’re motivated, you can take whatever you want.

Pick 6. My best #NFL #jokes of the week. #costaki

Jay-Z is performing at the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Interesting, because he’s in charge of booking the Super Bowl Halftime Show. That’s a hell of an audition. “I got 99 problems, but booking the Super Bowl ain’t 1.”

Usually to score without even making a pass you gotta be George Clooney. #Bucs

#Colts lost 42-7. They should put a good luck symbol on their helmet. Maybe a four-leaf clover? Rabbit’s foot?

#Cowboys lose so much that when they win it’s now called a “reverse Cowboy.”

(@RobertBaril2) #Vikings #NFLMemes

If the #Falcons keep winning in the throwbacks, they’re going back to leather helmets and segregation.

See ya soon MICHIGAN. 🎤😎✌🏼