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that one club
clay ⛷️ (@hanfjob) profile pictureclay ⛷️@hanfjob25 Jan 2024
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bro look zesty as hell 🤾‍♂️ nooo! the ball!!!!
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freshman
Bun (@0_1bun) profile pictureBun@0_1bun11 May 2023
Don’t call people the f slur in the halls guys!!!!
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No the cafeteria is not serving "cunt" and infact I think that's a little crude
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why was sex ed just a warning about puberty and a little deodorant. I still don't know where babies come from
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Technically all school events are BYOB
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Jesus Christ
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Make it a quote@MakeItAQuote30 Dec 2022
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ALT Illustration of @AllenHigh's original tweet displaying their profile picture and the text: she Eagle Edge me in my Privilege Area till I Crust and Crumb in her A-hall

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English teachers in 2030 will have posters like this
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natural evolution of
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"Anybody got a 🔌 hmu"
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Where was Tuffy on January 6th
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where is 🏳️‍⚧️ lots of students from there
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This Thanksgiving we will transition to calling Native Americans just Americans and white people Foreign Americans 🦃
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Limping into a teachers classroom so everyone knows you play basketball, also you haven't had that teacher for 2 years, also you flirt with her, and she dosent like you, and you have 1.7 GPA #KINGSHIT
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You dont reach rock bottom until your snap story is asking for hw awnsers
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Italian heritage club meets in g203 every Meatball Monday
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she Eagle Edge me in my Privilege Area till I Crust and Crumb in her A-hall
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the rudest mf you have heard in your life when the teacher asks them to stand in the hall:
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who named it HOMO CUMMING !?!?!??!
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