Unapologetic American imperialist. Daily geopolitics updates from East Texas, with a side of satire. 🇺🇸
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Howdy. I'm Allen Miller, an unapologetic American imperialist reporting from Brownsboro, Texas. 🇺🇸
Daily geopolitics from the South China Sea to Latin America, plus roasting whatever regime is acting a fool.
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🧵 The Back Forty: Sudan 1/ The world's biggest hunger crisis, and nobody's talking about it. Sudan's army and the RSF have been at war since April 2023. 13M+ people have fled their homes, and famine-like conditions are closing in on Darfur and Kordofan. news.un.org/en/story/2026/10…
3/ A UN fact-finding mission found UAE-linked networks helped supply the RSF: Chinese-made howitzers, air defenses and drones, plus up to 2,000 Colombian contractors, routed via Chad, Libya and Somalia. The UAE denies it and says it's neutral. middleeasteye.net/news/forei…
4/ The US joined the EU and about 30 countries warning of famine in Sudan and demanding aid get through across front lines and borders. Right call. My message to both sides and everyone arming them: stop arming the killers, and let the food in. 🇺🇸 aljazeera.com/news/2026/10/2…
I feel like I know the guy in this video.
Egypt's been living on everybody else's tab for decades. IMF loans, Gulf bailouts, US aid… and still crying broke
Well, the repo man showed up. Pyramids, throne, Sphinx, all of it's getting towed.
Pay your bills. lmao
Pharaoh Got Repo'd song by Allen Miller
#PharaohGotRepod #Egypt
🧵 Beijing RSVP'd with a carrier. PHILIPPINES: Secretary of War Pete Hegseth is expected in the Philippines for the ASEAN defense ministers' meetings in Cebu, Oct 28-29. China was invited but still hasn't confirmed it's attending. gmanetwork.com/news/topstori…
3/ It's not just the carrier. The AFP tracked 54 Chinese vessels in the West Philippine Sea from Oct 20-26, up from 31 the week before. tribune.net.ph/2026/10/27/af…
4/ My take: Beijing can't commit to a meeting but can commit to a carrier parade. The Philippines is our treaty ally, those waters aren't China's, and America isn't going anywhere. Japan, Korea, Taiwan, Philippines: one team. gmanetwork.com/news/topstori…
🧵 Lights out in Havana, and guess who they're blaming. CUBA'S UN EMBARGO VOTE: Cuba brings its annual anti-embargo resolution to the UN General Assembly Tuesday and Wednesday, the 34th time since 1992. It's nonbinding. anews.com.tr/world/2026/10/2…
4/ Havana accuses Rubio and Waltz of threatening tariffs, visa limits and cuts to cooperation programs to flip votes. The administration's position: the Cuban government, not the embargo, is to blame for the economy. aljazeera.com/news/2026/10/2…
5/ My take: the embargo didn't turn off the lights. Communism did. Six decades of central planning, and the regime's best product is still excuses. Monroe Doctrine says this is our hemisphere. Vote no. kiro7.com/news/world/us-cuba…
🧵 The clock is set. IRAN: CNN reports US forces in the Middle East could launch new, potentially major operations against Iran "within 96 hours" of an order from President Trump, per two US officials. Enough forces are already deployed. cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
3/ Brent sits near $114. Khamenei says the "neither war nor peace" status quo needs to end, and Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Turkey met Iranian officials in Tehran Monday to try to de-escalate. Trump says he is near a decision: deal or more strikes. cnbc.com/2026/10/27/oil-toda…
4/ My take: the mullahs can take the deal, or they can find out what 96 hours feels like. The Strait of Hormuz isn't Tehran's toll booth. Peace through strength isn't a slogan, it's a delivery schedule. cnn.com/2026/10/26/politics/…
🧵 Cairo just picked a side. EGYPT BACKS SAUDI ARABIA vs. THE HOUTHIS: Egypt's parliament voted Monday to authorize el-Sisi to give Riyadh military support, if the Saudis ask, as Iran-aligned Houthi attacks intensify. aljazeera.com/news/2026/10/2…
4/ Overnight, coalition spokesman Turki Al-Malki said Saudi air defenses intercepted and destroyed three Houthi ballistic missiles fired toward the Eastern Province. cbsnews.com/live-updates/ira…
5/ My take: Tehran's favorite proxy just declared war on the most populous Arab country on Earth. Bold move for a militia whose air force is whatever Iran mails it. Egypt and Saudi standing together is exactly what America wants. More of this. channelnewsasia.com/world/ho…
