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Hitting life's restart button & seeing what is new out there. Blocked by Dana Loesch & Scott Baio as well as Donald Trump (still!) on FB. (He/him)

Minneapolis, MN
Joined June 2009
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If I ever die suddenly, I'd like to have my ex boyfriends be my pallbearers, so they can let me down one last time. 😈
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We last 10 years. We’re better off as best friends rather than being partners.
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August 2023 - August 2026 Just a slight change 😏
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I can’t believe I did it — and had a blast doing it! I ran the #RedUndieRun2025 in downtown Mpls wearing exactly what you see… yes, those #N2NBodywear undies. Started at noon at Tom’s Watch Bar, hit Mpls Eagle in 9 minutes. Not bad for a guy who barely trains for running.
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Our group raised $1,262 for The Aliveness Project, helping push the total over $74k. Absolutely amazing. Also learned I can survive Minnesota winter in just underwear. So that’s a thing now.
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Replying to @StephMillerShow
@StephMillerShow, I think I found the perfect costume for @fromthebunkerjr this Halloween! 🤪🎃
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I saw @TerrifierFilm Tuesday night with my partner and we had a blast! Six people walked out of the theatre and the 3 French teen girls who were talking quite a bit until the 1st kill in the 1st scene. They went dead silent. This movie makes me want to get finally get my SAG card
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Well, well, well … how things have changed. I came back in 2022 and 2023 for #VFTricksAndTreats as Pierre L’Scare, the world’s most famous ghostly French mural artiste in #SpookySpires. I then secretly filmed a promo for #ValleyScare’s return. I’m now back for Treats & Scare! 👻
Now, I can post about it. I was the Undertaker at #ValleySCARE’s Undertakers this season (along with Sarah the Dollie) - my 5th season. I had a lot of fun and scared tens of thousands of @ValleyfairMN guests. I’m not as cool at @CryptTV’s monsters, but I made tons SCREAM.
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You can see me as Pierre during the day and then as #Wrath in the Chateau at night. I’m excited for everyone to see what we have in store for you this Halloween season at Valleyfair. You asked, whined and begged for us to return, BUT … be careful what you wish for.😈👻🔪
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Why would anyone want to vote for an old white guy? It’s so weird! 😈
BREAKING: In a stunningly senile moment, Donald Trump forgets that Tim Walz is running for Vice President, and that he isn’t currently the Vice President. It’s clear Donald Trump is too old to run for President. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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I got my #COVID vaccine yesterday and I’m feeling great today! I also got my #FluShot at the @mnstatefair and still feeling damn good. #VaxxedAndRelaxed
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He is living his best life on the elliptical
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Replying to @Popeyes
@Popeyes has the best seasonal strawberry iced tea I’ve ever had! I get an unsweetened iced tea and then the strawberries added afterwards. It is just heaven!
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Man says he lost $10,000 in now-worthless "Let's Go Brandon" merch. So he wants to sue Joe Biden for dropping out. Ahahaha! 😛
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Awww! Sweetheart. Judging by your body language, all of you lost hope and inspiration a long time ago.
"I don't see what's so inspirational about her. She doesn't give me any hope, at all."
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The male body is aesthetically more pleasing (to me). I mean … DAMN. 😈🍆🔥
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Morons wrecked this @AdamTurman artwork I absolutely love. 🤬
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Replying to @eatwsk1
@eatwsk1, hi there! Question: the past two times I’ve been to WSK, I’ve requested the Vegan sauce for the seasonal shrimp bowl and the tofu rice bowl and no sauce was put into my meal. My partner ordered the same, but w/ regular sauce & had it in his. Is No Sauce now Vegan sauce?
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Why this sound byte has not been used on @StephMillerShow is beyond me! It absolutely perfect for the show
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you just arrived at the party. which cup are you grabbing😭?
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