AlmostFamous

Everyone says nothing rhymes with "orange." Eminem, who never made it past ninth grade, rhymed it in a single sentence. He doesn't change the word. He changes how you say it. If you take "orange" at face value, nothing rhymes with it. But if you enunciate it and stretch it into more than one syllable, the word starts to bend. Then he proves it: "I put my orange four-inch door hinge in storage and ate porridge with George." He says it bothers him when people claim "orange" doesn't rhyme with anything, because he can think of plenty of things that do. Asked if he thinks about rhymes all day, he says yes. It drives him insane. He didn't break the rule. He found the loophole. Is it a real rhyme, or just a trick of enunciation?