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"Memory is sacred" 𓂀 🏴‍☠️👾😈👽 @AlmostHumor by @BlotterMonkey 𓂀 🏴‍☠️👾😈👽 Art/satire Shitposts:

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Joined February 2012
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Spiritual Parasites (the unseen ecosystem)
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Kids in 2032 rocking the “fentanyl nod” as the latest dance craze at your daughter’s high school dance.
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Follow me for more home decor tips
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Follow me for more home decor😉
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Seems fair enough
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Best Halloween Costume?
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What do you call a werewolf youtuber? A Lycan-subscribe
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Best (budget) Halloween costume?
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Make ghosts out of leftover chicken wire and sneak 'em onto the neighbor's yard 😉
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Decorate your truck this Halloween 🎃 #tutorial
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The candle maker🕯
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"Johnny's story" - don't be like Johnny 🧟‍♂️
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IT WILL FIND YOU 👁️👄👁️
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"You know what they say, time flies when you're stressed TF out over being a decaying organism born into sentience, which has zero significance in schema of anything, and a world that will soon forget about you after you've died and started rotting in the ground. Woo! Let's fuck today in the mouth!"
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Midterms 🇺🇸
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I can't wait to see the Jujutsu Kaisen fight this thing! 🦞
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The Cray Fish demon!
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Too far? I don't even know anymore.
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Did any of you do this growing up too or was it just a tistic thing? 🤘😁
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