Just an enigma wrapped around a hazel and peridot conundrum. Cautious. Complicated. Unexpected. Harridan. Engineer. Contrary. Seneschal of Sark.

Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
Joined April 2010
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100 % real...
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Today is the opening of the Legal Year, which is marked by judges across England and Wales attending a service @wabbey. The Court's Justices progress from the Supreme Court to the Abbey for the service.
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On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars. But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit. The I Am Canadian Rant. This is the story. 🧵 1/10
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I know this website is mostly about spreading fascist ideology but I thought I’d break that up in your feed with a video of one of the beavers who live at Warleigh Nature Reserve washing its tummy.
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Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts Bug: hold my beer bitch
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The best one so far! Kaleb said "it’s annoying this isn’t Ai"…🤣 Vid credit: Farms & Furious IG
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First attempt at home made muesli was a success.
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Denmark trolling Trump epically.
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Well that escalated. We’ve got a Grok summary of my M&SAS Tactical Range. Well done everyone
Introducing the new M&SAS Tactical Range: M&S x SAS - designed by Monica Grenfell
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On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing… In my head, I’m 35. At a concert, I’m 25 After 10pm, I’m 72. Getting up off the floor, I’m 93. When someone makes me mad, I’m 2 BUT- When an 80’s song comes on, I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover 🤪
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Blimey - you lot ARE insistent, aren’t you? 🤣 Right, the last few Bayeux Tapestry omissions for a good few weeks. This time, popular culture… #eastend #history #humour #bayeuxtapestry
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I was going to tell you a joke about Evri but you probably wouldn't get it 🤷
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This still makes me laugh six years on!! 🤣🤣🤣
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"We didn't get any messages. And we definitely did not blow up this delicious, plump-breasted pigeon." #Blackadder
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This is so very funny …,🤣 clever sheep!
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I don’t remember these advertisements in the Bayeux Tapestry… #eastend #history #humour #Bayeuxtapestry
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Every time this clip pops up in my feed, my feel-good hormones spike "Women have told everyone to just fuck off"
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The joke that got Stan Boardman banned from TV in 1986
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