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Jay Jay

@Alpha9

Yo tis JJ, Young and lovin life, up for a chat and a laugh.

 Hammersmith, London
Joined September 2012
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#RejectedAppleProducts New iDeas
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@anjemchoudary Nothing, because that isn't going to happen. Anyway it's Friday, shouldn't you be harrassing Allah instead of tweeting crap?!
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Well, yeah! #Revenge
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Is Jack the one for Emily? #Revenge
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@Fact13 Nov 2014
Life becomes more meaningful when you realize the simple fact that you'll never get the same moment twice.
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@Fact25 Sep 2014
A male orgasm in movies makes the film PG-13, while a female orgasm is rated R.
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@Fact21 Apr 2014
Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.
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@Fact5 Feb 2014
Nothing in life is meaningless; even the word ‘meaningless’ has meaning.
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@Fact5 Feb 2014
Every relationship has ups and downs, you should never expect perfection from somebody.
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@Fact17 Dec 2013
Your brain is programmed to make 3 things impossible to ignore: food, sex, and danger.
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@Fact17 Dec 2013
You are conditioned to associate a higher price with quality. Marketers are very aware of this fact.
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HOMEWORK: "Do me do me." INTERNET: "Don’t listen to that slut."
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Horny.
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@Fact30 Sep 2013
Skip the gym, you'll get a better workout in the bedroom.
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Drink more coffee! Coffee drinkers are statistically less likely to take their own life.
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@Fact23 Jun 2013
The more you talk about that person to others, the more you fall in love with that person.
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#OneRuleDuringSex don't ask me to call you "daddy" that's the last person I need to think of when having sex.
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@Fact2 Jun 2013
Why do they call it "The mall"? Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The Mall. Clever.
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@TheSun19 Apr 2013
Pipe bomb prat blows off his own hand with device he made 'for fun' bit.ly/11lBWrH
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