Wow, it’s been a while. On that note…

Drop a heart, break a name. We're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team…

Via snap, I ask @BlakeAnderson Iowa’s greatest musical achievement, and without hesitation, he says:

A hospital!? What is it!? It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now…

You get that? The whole store got the flu…

I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb. I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem.

Have you ever tried to give your old man a hug but you weren’t sure how to do it or where to put your hands? That’s basically Greco Roman Wrestling.

Let’s all go down to Dumas Walker.

“We're going down, down in an earlier round. And sugar, we're going down swinging. I'll be your number one with a bullet….”

Yo, Dre! Kick in the bass!

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Same old songs on a brand new stereo

Ditto! Lol. Thanks, @DKWTRANSPORT1. Let’s get a round in soon.

Me trying to figure out my Sunday work load on a Saturday….

“Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl.”

It’s not going in our yard, Russ. It’s going in our living room.

“My mother had not had a hot meal for herself in 15 years…”

Haha. Perfect.

Eat leftover lasagna for breakfast…