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Vanscape properties & co⛺️| Hiphop 🎤 | Architect 🧑‍💻 | Auchi 🏠 | Barca ⚽️❤️💙 | 🔫 lover

Joined October 2010
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Liebe Chinesen, Mbappe hat recht, Mao Zedong ist ein Diktator und China ist ein totalitärer Staat. Mein Name ist Lamine Yamal und ich spiele für den FC Barcelona.
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Yeah ok bro…
“I’m scared that you will bill me too much” Like who did you date bruh 😂 na you born me ? Why will I place all my financial burdens on you
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It is very easy to spot a maid, when it gets to her turn the stones to design her dress finished 😭 Women will always be women
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Favorite ghost 👻
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🎥| Refcam shows just how GOOD these elite players are, the speed, power and precision behind every movement. The level is INSANE. 🤯
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The post-match meals requested by Barcelona players in 2015 .😅
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Its actually nice seeing how much it means to players when they win it. That mf messi would leave it on his table as if it was a candle LMAOOO
Reflecting on the last 24 hours… 🙌🏆
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This building is incredible
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R. Kelly ft. Nas “Did You Ever Think” (1999) 🔥 That late ’90s R&B and hip-hop blend hit DIFFERENT! Nas on the remix brought that extra flavor. 💯 Who remembers this 1999 classic?
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The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high.
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Imagine dismissing the real Ballon d’Or as “fictional”... then celebrating a paid, small-sample fan poll win like this on Instagram 😂. Ronaldo moves like his fanbase does 😭.
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“Pregnancy is a death sentence” but nobody wants to be a barren. Ori gbogbo yin ti yi. Oloriburuku ni gbogbo yin seh.
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“Pregnancy is a death sentence” but nobody wants to be a barren. Ori gbogbo yin ti yi. Oloriburuku ni gbogbo yin seh.
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We need to buy too.
🚨🎖| 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Barcelona are open to listening to offers for Jules Koundé. He is no longer considered untouchable. Chelsea have already begun exploring the financial terms of a potential deal and made enquiries about his availability. [@MatteMoretto] #fcblive 👀🇫🇷
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- David Bystroň (died by suicide, 2017) - František Rajtoral (died by suicide, 2017) - Marian Čišovský (died from ALS, 2020) RIP 🕊️
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Financially stable babe una One wey I date, na everyday she dey get conference, na only for TV I dey see am
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WTF 😳
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The thing is they are extremely feminine women who desire sex and take care of thier men hence, the stereotype.
It’s been 11 months since I moved to Akwa Ibom State and I’ve not had sex with any Akwa Ibom woman. Not like I’ve tried but that’s not the point. Before I came here, people made sex look like something Akwa Ibom women give away like handshakes. I saw comments like “you go fuck tire” “na you go see fuck run” “you no even need to spend, their women sabi fuck”, but in reality that’s not true. This degrading stereotype needs to stop immediately. I wonder how many people hold these weird beliefs about people or places they’ve not even visited or experienced.
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And their mid friends think whatever they get, they deserve it too.
Why fine girls de like to call their mid friends twinnie 😭😭😭😂
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Alvanilla retweeted
Everywhere in the world, if people are hungry, they will kill it From the western to the southern hemisphere From Alaska to Australia to Omsk or to the cape of good hope If people are hungry, they will kill and eat it Nigerians are also endangered species, people are suffering in the country Even in countries where they have strict wildlife measures, they had eaten up almost everything because of hunger China used to eat anything, till they took 100s of millions of people out of poverty, that’s why those rules became respected If we want aspire to be like them, we should also have a working system like them
Instead of breeding it, they went to kill it. No brains mehn
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