Amanda Hitt

Everytime I eat corn, I forget how much I looooove corn

I miss going to a calm grocery store. Gotta prepare to fight for my life everywhere in Miami

Forgetting to take my mouse on a work trip is the biggest failure

Walking to the grocery store = great Walking home from the grocery store = not as great

Hello drivers did you know that if you miss your turn, you can simply just take the next one? No need to come to a full stop in moving traffic!! 🌈 ✨ ☀️

Contacts are itchy so I wanted to take them out and wash them but I cried instead so no worries here

Something about getting my clothes tailored makes me feel bossy

Why doesn’t upper leadership ever know how to use PowerPoint?

I’m so sick of Florida summer it’s too hot

We have a new open door policy at work where we all keep our doors propped open by the lock, you knock and just come in. But lately I’ve been saying “who is it” when someone knocks and it’s really throwing people for a loop 😂😂😂

Sorry I’m late I didn’t want to come

Good morning to all the doggies in the world

Hello @Publix I just bought these yesterday…. 🫣

I cannot do anything except think about how tired I am right now

Just ordered an office desk lamp because it’s too dim in this office and i can’t see. That’s it I’m officially getting old and blind

When does it end? How can I be getting this many spam calls?

That’s right 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Whyyyy 😩😩😩 @hauslabs @Sephora

Remember when we had to text a number to tweet lol

Some of the worst park jobs I’ve ever witnessed have been in Miami