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Seattle, WA
Joined October 2009
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Replying to @DisneyPlus
@disneyplus for the past few days I haven’t been able to get the app to recognize my login info. I keep getting this message after I log in (it says “complete subscription” and then I get the error). I’ve reinstalled the app and restarted the device. Help!
#restezchezvous I love this hashtag. It sounds so cozy. Rest with your people, hang at your place, stay together y’all. What are the literal translations of “self isolation” hashtags in languages other than English that you know? #SelfIsolation #stayathome #COVID19
Replying to @elizabeth_joh
@elizabeth_joh loved the quarantine ep of ConLaw. Could you speak to how freedoms of assembly and religion conflict with shelter-in-place orders? What if the pastor of a megachurch believes 10,000 people praying together in the same building will cause God to stop the virus?
Replying to @KingFallsAM
@KingFallsAM @KingFallsSammy Jacob Williams badly needs to share his horny Yoda impression. Please? #jacobwilliams #yodaisms
Replying to @KingFallsAM
@KingFallsAM please please make an episode in which Jacob Williams does a Yoda impression. Or makes up his own odd-grammar idioms. I’d buy a tote bag featuring that 😁
Replying to @NancyAncowitz
@NancyAncowitz the contact form on your website seems to be broken!
Replying to @kairyssdal
@kairyssdal chicken nuggets because a lot of kids won’t eat what’s on the rest of the happy meal menu. Mine didn’t eat a hamburger until he was 5; I wish the menu was bigger, not smaller. But yay reduced sugar and salt! #mcdonalds #happymeal #marketplace
Dear America, Do you think you could try not being a dumpster fire for just one week? See how it feels?
I lifted her veil and cut the umbilical cord, and then we resumed final status negotiations. #NPRpoetry
good call, @culinarypirate Everyone's going to the finale.
Padma, that was MEAN!! #topchef
That was the greatest Match.com commercial ever. Other than me and my husband. #topchef
proactive: everytime that lady says "it's rich, it's creamy" I expect her to say "it's delicious!" But gross...
There's something REALLY wrong about not telling the contestants how much time they have. I hate. #topchef
two good chefs in a row, gone. GONE. And some less deserving still standing. Such are the vagaries of #topchef
Replying to @JeffHouck
@JeffHouck @culinarypirate Paula Deen: "I know I'm going to be sucking that head" THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Replying to @JeffHouck
@JeffHouck @culinarypirate Dale sounds like he's on Xanax -- just vague and rather uncertain of his place in the world
Hmm, wonder what @olbermann did to get fired by #msnbc...
My latest Kitchen in Brooklyn post...on an odd but really good BBQ sauce. http://goo.gl/fb/G4CzW #fb