OLD LIFELONG GOONER and PORNOSEXUAL EVANGELIST. NSFW MDNI 18+ ONLY 🔞 DM for Removal.
Joined January 2022
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As GOONING and PORN becomes more and more mainstream, the GOONING community will be flooded with newbie GOONERS who are curious about the practice… it is the job of lifelong hardcore PORN ADDICTS to indoctrinate them into THE PORNOSEXUAL CULT and ensure they never escape!
PORN wants you to CHEAT on your spouse with INTERNET PERVERTS!
PORN wants you to CHEAT on your spouse with SLUTS!
PORN is the ULTIMATE HOMEWRECKER!
PORN WANTS YOU TO KEEP GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONING AND GOONI
There is nothing sexier than a woman who has edged herself completely DUMB. There is nothing sexier than a woman who has replaced all her thoughts with PORN. There is nothing sexier than a BRAINDEAD GOONETTE!
You are an IMPOTENT TINY-DICKED PUSSYFREE PREMATURE EJACULATING COMPULSIVE MASTURBATING CREEPY PERVERTED LOSER… and yet you have an INCREDIBLE SEX LIFE!
Say, “THANK YOU, PORN!”
ALWAYS LISTEN TO PORN! SHE IS ALWAYS IN YOUR EAR, TELLING YOU TO GET WORSE!
DO WHATEVER SHE TELLS YOU!
NO SELF CONTROL! NO FREE WILL!
OBEY PORN!
Silly gooner, don’t you understand that struggling against PORN ADDICTION will only make you SINK FASTER?!
Every time you try to quit, you RELAPSE…
Every time you RELAPSE, you come back SO MUCH WORSE!
Just canceled all my plans for the weekend so I can lock myself in a room and pump my whole weekend away WORSHIPPING PORN! Who’s with me?!
Gooning Amber’s Pornosexual Paradise retweeted
You’ve found GOONING AMBER… your PORN ADDICTION is about to get SO MUCH WORSE!
You once that you could be anything you wanted when you grew up… what you became was… a HANDHUMPING PUSSYFREE PERVERTED PORNOWNED COMPULSIVE MASTURBATING PUMPJUNKIE!
You can try lying to yourself, but deep down you know the truth: your PORN ADDICT self is the REAL YOU!
Be PROUD of your PORN ADDICTION!
Wish I could send this post back in time to GOON TUMBLR from a decade ago… it would be truly unimaginable to that group of PORNADDICTED COMPULSIVE MASTURBATING PERVS, edging away and fetishizing our own ever worsening addictions, that our niche fetish would become so widespread!
My PORN WIDOW was complaining about how I never f*ck her… and it TRIGGERED me so HARD that I ended up PUMPING ALL NIGHT!
Hugely important day of work. Desperately in need of my few remaining brain cells. So what am I doing?! Spending the entire night compulsively jerking off to PORN and pumping myself COMPLETELY BRAINDEAD! NOTHING feels better than BREAKING YOUR BRAIN with PORN!
