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Joined October 2011
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.@AmericanTwoShot IS A FINALIST FOR THE @crookedmedia TRUMP PORTRAIT CONTEST AND DIDN'T TELL ANYONE BC SHE DOESN'T LIKE SELF-PROMOTION BUT THANKFULLY I DO! VOTE FOR #10! OR JUST VOTE AT ALL! JK ONLY VOTE FOR #10! FULL PIC ATTACHED BC IT GOT CROPPED portraitmode.crooked.com
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The bullied kid behind that viral video might be the actual bully bit.ly/2z2nYDo
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We're all exhausted with call out culture and the cult of critique, but it's even worse when you realize that it sprang up as an advertising strategy for internet media outlets.
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dude at show: hi me: hi dude in the dm’s later: it was so good catching up with you at the show :) – at Fargo, ND
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Transparent. Broad City. Fleabag. Insecure. Girls. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Crazy Ex-Girlfriend. Jessica Jones. Difficult People. One Mississippi. UnReal. Orange is the New Black. Take My Wife. WOMEN HAVE BEEN HERE. WE'LL KEEP THE LIGHTS ON, THANKS. xitter.gq/IndieWire/status/92920…
With television’s golden age tarnished by Louis C.K., Kevin Spacey and others, the medium’s brightest era has gone dark: bit.ly/2hqX1n8
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Just in case, I have decided to sever ties with everybody.
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Would you snitch on your friends for 4 billion ? Me : xitter.gq/RoyalLightness/status/…
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This professor graded tests next to me the whole flight. If there’s a Taiwan Jones at Howard, boy you failed the fuck out ya midterm 😩
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“As the husband of a daughter...” xitter.gq/bbcworld/status/919483…
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Inventor of carrot cake: “Wow, you like it? I was kidding.”
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A saddened, shaken-up Jimmy Kimmel talks about the mass shooting in Las Vegas, his hometown. youtube.com/watch?v=ruYeBXud…
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How do you do, fellow social activists?
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BREAKING: The world's problems will not be solved by arguing with strangers on Twitter. We'll update you when we have more on this story.
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Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there
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I can't say enough about Chicago's @chancetherapper, a brilliant young artist & even better person. Just donated $2.2 m to 20 city schools. – at Iowa, USA
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