@AmyPhetamine

typing faster than i think, since the 7th grade

 New York, NY
AmyPhetamine.com
Joined February 2007
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eating a whole chocolate cake? washing it down with a pint of irish cream? yeah, i've still got it.
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what else do you need to know about 1978? youtu.be/0Af7ayYIJ9w 🎶
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Watching YouTube for 15 minutes does not constitute thorough research.
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Amy Phetamine retweeted
Randall Munroe
@xkcd31 Jul 2023
Moon xkcd.com/2809
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¿ does it get any more American than... youtu.be/F5YCQePkVfM

George Carlin Cherry Pie

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youtube.com
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reminiscing about the olden times... when toilet paper and eggs were so abundant that we threw them at the houses of our enemies.
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メリークリスマス
"Japan is still trying to figure out Christmas"

ALT "Japan is still trying to figure out Christmas"

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Mykl i am@MYKLiAM22 Dec 2022
the Xmas/sacre part one youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… a Yuletide tradition for the past 33 years!
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"it's sad when people's only identity is which team pendant they've decided to wave around. don't their wrists get tired?"
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why is it dark in here?
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oh look, the sun went down.
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did i miss lunch?
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"I love it when politicians rub my stupid bone." - the other 49% of Georgia voters
If you're putting away your clean laundry, you just don't own enough laundry baskets.
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it's about time i made a plan for the month of November, huh?
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i'll get right on this, tomorrow.
Amy Phetamine retweeted
Mykl i am@MYKLiAM21 Nov 2022
two things i love about social media: • It surfaces bright people i would not otherwise have known nor hear off. • It clarifies who only seemed bright while they kept their thoughts to themselves.
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the plan: listen to music and fix a few tags as i go, while i'm getting some real work done.
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the result: look up to realize that i'm sitting in the dark (because the sun went down 3 hours ago) where i haven't glanced away from the music computer since i "took a minute to tweak this one thing" in the afternoon.
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