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Graphic designer ✏️ Hobbyist sewer and crafter ✂️ she/her // 20s

Australia
Joined October 2013
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Looking up how to change my cars battery Auto parts stores: loosen battery from terminals Me: ok, great! What tools do I need? APS: just loosen! Me: ok! How? APS: 🙂 loosen 🙂 Me: random dad youtube help pls
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Why do only children not have the ability to nurse a drink? Why must they down it in one go?
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I mean this so sincerely, but what has actually happened to people’s common sense on the road?
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And now, for today’s weather:
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gotta love how @AAMI doesn’t communicate properly and HANG UP ON YOU 5 TIMES IN LESS THAN 3 HOURS when you’re trying to call about a claim 🫠
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Being a designer looking for work means I have to sit through at least 3 interviews a week making the same joke about how I love wfh but I can’t only talk to my cat all day
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Nothing is more embarrassing than taking a camera to get repaired and the guy just smacks it and it’s totally fine 🫠
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I’m once again cutting all my hair off and donating it in January. Please consider donating 💕 fundraise.acrf.com.au/fundra…
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Oh hey Amber what’s it like owning a 15 year old motorcycle? Yeah it’s great, my housemates have to keep coming out in their pjs to help push the bike back to the house after it dies on my mysteriously while I’m riding
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I LOVE BREAKING DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF A MAJOR ROAD AND HAVING TO WADDLE BACKWARDS TO A SIDE STREET
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Nothing humbles you more than other state’s public transport
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Your last saved selfie is who you are on the outside, and your last saved meme is who you are on the inside.
Your last saved selfie is who you are on the outside, and your last saved meme is who you are on the inside.
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imagine being a designer and not remembering which is bigger between kb and mb hahahahaha
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Constantly thinking about this
Vanessa Hudgens photographed by Franz Szony
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idk who hasn’t seen Prey yet but omg please see it
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Landlords literally want to kill their tenants based off the apartments I looked at today
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If my laptop keeps pinballing on me I’ll pinball it out a window
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I can’t wait for summer where it’ll get hot enough for my phone to overheat and be unusable until I put it in the freezer for a few minutes
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Today was definitely a day that made me feel like a parent™️
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*me deciding that I don’t want to have kids* The universe: that’s fine you can just have two house mates to do the work pick up and drop off for and take to dr appointments all while you teach them how to drive
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Not me thinking that if I don’t bring up topics I’ve spoken about previously to my therapist she won’t ask me about them
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SHE CAN’T TEXT ME THIS TWEET TO CALL ME OUT
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