“Studies show lottery gamblers avoid recently drawn numbers, but flock to stores that have recently sold winning tickets.” Gambler’s Logic.

Automated them out of housework just to see them get automated out of office work. And not one thank you.

He doesn't have to lie, but he does it for the love of the game. Gotta respect his commitment to the bit.

It's easy to sling dirt from behind the cover of an AFP security detail. Helen was offered no such protection yet he slung dirt anyway. He has to resign.

They don't even try to defend Albo anymore they just look at you like this:

"Dehumanising and offensive language is thrown at us everyday just for doing our job." Their Job:

If the past 24 hours have shown us anything, it’s that the only solution our leaders have for this is more security for themselves and a huge internet censorship regime to silence any complaints.

AI is a death sentence for this lobby group and its pet ideas.

Crikey’s entire business model is selling class contempt to the urban managerial elite, wrapped up in the moral shield only “one of the good ones” can provide.

Labor on a 24% Primary. Albo is terminal and no reshuffle is going to fix that.

The most eye-opening thing about Charlie Kirk’s death was how openly people like Hannah Ferguson stated that violence is “sometimes necessary” against people whose beliefs she calls extremist. She was glad his messaging would stop, said he caused more harm than good, and claimed he empowered the violence that killed him. By extension, this would mean she’d excuse the attack on Helen Haines if she had the wrong opinions. This is a mainstream opinion on the Left now. Words are violence, so people are entitled to defend themselves with physical violence. It’s so mainstream that even when asked to correct, she still defends it. It’s so mainstream that the morning after a sitting MP was deliberately run down outside her office and left critically injured, mainstream breakfast TV booked Ferguson to lecture everyone about the need to “turn the temperature down.” There is no negotiating with people who think your life is negotiable while their opinions are not.

Watch what Canberra does with Helen Haines. Although the police have not yet released a motive, we’ve already established that this Prime Minister is a compulsive liar who never lets a good crisis go to waste. After the Wakeley church stabbing in 2024, Albanese said Australians “overwhelmingly” want misinformation and disinformation to stop, and Labor promised a bill to that end. After the Bondi massacre, Albanese recalled Parliament to vote on a combined bill that lowered the bar for hate speech prosecutions alongside a gun buyback, rather than tackle Islamic extremism. The pattern is a crisis followed by a legislative fix, with proper scrutiny arriving well afterward. The Digital Duty of Care is the obvious candidate now. The Coalition and One Nation have labelled it dangerous, accusing the government of giving the minister unfettered powers to censor online content. So if this attack is linked to online discourse before police have established a motive, treat it as the old Labor playbook in motion. Always remember, anger over immigration, housing, the economy, and regional neglect is and always will be political speech, not violence. Watch closely, because any person who seeks to blur that line is doing so out of malice and utter contempt for the rest of us.

Helen loses a leg and all Lambie can do is talk about her vagina.