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Andrew Bolt

@AndrewBoltPM

Pinnacle of the master race and heir to the throne. Piers Akerman says my crotch licking technique is the most satisfying. Everything I say is true.

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Joined August 2010
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I was trying to point out the inherent communism Scrabble to @3awderrynhinch, but it seems he is STEALING MY IDENTITY. BRB.
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@3awderrynhinch The youth of today have no respect and their barbarian incursion knows no bounds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsJSyP--IhU
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Must go procrastinate. Remember that barbarians are everywhere. They are possibly even in your house. Smite often & with fury!#auspol #ozcot
With this incursion of barbariandom masquerading as sensible pragmatism, I hereby welcome our homegrown Tea Party batshit overlords #ozcot
Barbarian! R @ThePsychoGirl It's not encouraging communism to say we've fucked the world...shop local, eat whole food. Easy! #auspol #ozcot
If advertisiers can't send the "wrong" message, we have no democratic marketplace, sales go down & the economy will be ROONED #auspol #ozcot
Most ads suck, erm, rock R @qlder would be shocked to see euthanasia ads on tv-sends WRONG mssge to those contemplating suicide @612brisbane
Back in my day, aircon was for whinging fairies. Even the miners are turning into sissies. It's the @greens fault! #auspol #ozcot #MinerJim
MinerJim: Greg'llKeepGreensInCheck http://tinyurl.com/285aahq "complain till they can't hot shower & aircon doesn't work" Noo!#ozcot #auspol
Boat people may not represent a bee's fart of immigration, but they're mostly poor barbarians that don't go shopping at KMart #auspol #ozcot
Look, I know boat people only make up bout 1.5% of immigration & boats hav nil to do w/ population concern, but theyre BOATS! #ozcot #auspol
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Balanced Shanahan in The Ozz: (Burke's)task to undo Rudd's knot of immigration, asylumseekers&population. Finally; THE BOATS! #ozcot #auspol
Dear #qanda. Any news on the fifth panelist? Is it me? Pleasepleaseplease.
Well, #qanda looks promising. Hopefully the Nat's Truss, freedom fighting Palmer & The Ozz's Taylor will provide balance to the Labor hack.
Cheap chocolate & coffee are made possible with world bank loans, slave labour and the freedom to pollute. Barbarians hate brown ppl #ozcot
The dearth of child labour is Julia's fault. No wonder unemployment's so high when we can't compete with 3rd world countries. I'm so hungry.
What he said.
It's time for serious & fun #study that'll better my future: the assignment. Ok, so I have to apply myself to be kind, patient & encouraging
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Oh noes: Seems I'm a fully fledged Libran. Got my barbarian star sign wrong. Maybe I have already decided to marry a whale? #followthebolts
@greenat14: "Lover of boats, whales & pirates. When I'm older, communist scientists will rule the world & I'll cry, "Andrew Bolt was right""
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