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Kylie Minogue says it’s nice that bikers are doing their annual ride for Children In Need but she still thinks they’re cunts
"Are you planning to cook them in a specific dish (like a cassoulet or with lentils), or are you looking for a recipe to make them yourself?"
Fuck off Google. Non of your cocking business.
God, it's like Elaine from Ally Mcbeal answering.
Sat in a cafe next to two young women who sound like a Boots makeup advert.
You know, endless monotones with each sentence being spliced slughtly over the next so there are no gaps.
And the words are being played at 1.25x. Maybe even 1.5x speed.
We have a lunch appointment on Sunday, so Saturday would be preferable.
Final James Bond screen tests to take place this weekend, reports say bbc.in/4smwkij
Remembering the one and only Marco Simoncelli, who died during the 2011 Malaysian Grand Prix, 15 years ago today: Big heart, big hair, big balls #MotoGP
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Wife and I have a thing, if one of us turns a light on the other will hiss like a vampire. Had to rein that in after we were alone in a lift when the doors opened to the bright afternoon sun and I instinctively hissed at the bewildered middle-aged woman stood waiting.
I follow a couple of heart-health forums and generally try to be respectful and helpful.
However, the ones where wives asking on behalf of 'Hubby' turn me into a full-on troll.
And yes, I realise Hubby may have hypoxic brain injury.
But!
LEAVE HIM ALONE
Shooting in the small chapel earlier. (Already shot these pieces some time ago). There's a brief time where the light blarts through the stained glass and looks fab.
To do this in a filumn you'd have a humungous light outside on a crane, a generator, a lighting crew...
Moments.
Eyup @GeorgeCochrane1 Tony's got a lot to sort out here. Don't even look at the sills
Given that I'd just nailed the shot a difficult looking painting on the first exposure I might have looked happier?























