Academic sad person. Scotch & noise enthusiast. Tall, even taller w/hair up. Scum. Podcast villain @Hottest100s NB: Any/all/no pronouns
Joined October 2008
- Tweets49.5K
- Following346
- Followers797
- Likes24.2K
Pinned Tweet
If the valentine is bloody, that's shoegaze my buddy;
If it's a bullet for your, then that's the famous metalcore
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
As I said before the election: the Labor party weren't tactically downplaying their climate ambitions to get elected. They **genuinely** do not want to align with the Paris agreement, or reduce fossil fuel usage or extraction. They mean all of this stuff. Listen when they say it
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
I love how unnecessarily good this is. JF should try write a book or something.
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
Hey @JulianHillMP, the Albanese Government has announced it's going to restart welfare debt recovery operations immediately with retroactive effect, the same life-taking process as the Morrison Government but operated by hand.
Who should lose their job over that?
Robodebt.
Australians lost their lives.
So which Minister will lose their job?
This illegal scam was Scott Morrison’s idea.
#auspol
Ah. The famous “change from within” Labor die hard brain worm’d dorks promised the left!
Employment minister says it’s ‘too late’ to abandon Coalition’s points-based jobseeker payment system theguardian.com/business/202…
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.
This has never been more fucking serious mum
TISM make long-awaited return: ‘After the election there’s a gap in the market for grotesque clowns’ theguardian.com/music/2022/j…
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
It's easy to say "I told you so" during this latest crypto crash after insisting for years that this iteration of the technology is a pyramid scheme, mostly useful for money laundering and drug dealing, pushed by bored rich people knowingly duping rubes. It's very easy. Also fun.
Thinking of becoming someone who calls the toilet “the head” or “the john”. Not the WC though. Too spicy for my tastes
Seth. I am warning you. I will save this jpg like it’s nothing to me unless you transfer one million real human dollars that are real. This is your final warning.
Hard to over-stress how good van Wissem goes down on a cold night with a glass of wine
youtu.be/8PA0neCS7ZE
Andrew is Online™ retweeted
oooghghhh i'm on saaale
Sydney, don't miss the show that has left countless critics proclaiming 'javelin'.
@tomwalkerisgood is headed to @107projects for three shows only, tickets on sale now!
🎟comedy.com.au/tour/tom-walke…
This is… so dumb. Libertarianism needs to be added to the DSM
This is maybe the funniest thing Seth Green has ever written or been involved in
Ahh watching an old Bourdain ep and he looks to the camera mid meal and says “life is good. I’m happy”
That stings
Labor even mention welfare challenge 2022 [IMPOSSIBLE]
The time for due diligence and proper fiscal discipline is here.
Government spending must deliver an economic dividend and benefit for the Australian people. As the Finance Minister, I'm going to make sure that we're doing that from the start.
#auspol