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Newcastle are the only club who could be taken over by one of, if not the richest companies in the world and still be dog shit.
No wonder Man City broke the rules
Looks tremendous
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5
Always preferred Coke Zero over Pepsi Max
We are delighted to welcome Coca-Cola as the club’s Official Soft Drinks Partner in a multi-year deal which also sees the world-leading brand become the presenting partner of the popular St. James’ STACK fanzone.
Read more: newcastleunited.com/en/news/…
Losing a game is better then winning a trophy.
Honestly, spackas
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Pound Land Duck Dynasty retweeted
Come behind the scenes with Orson Kelly as he captured sundays historic FA Vase win from his goalkeeper POV, and experienced another huge day around the club!
youtu.be/64720VkEtzE?is=duQ1…
#CAMvBOL | #BoldonCA
Fuck sake we’re going to have that Btec mong playing RW for an extended period of time aren’t we?
Anthony Elanga injury confirmed by Matthias Jaissle. No length of time specified. #nufc
"We need to investigate how long he will be out".
Aye was definitely desperate to leave wasn’t he @JacobsBen @alex_crook Go cry into your Man Utd shirts ya pair of wet wipes
Somewhat! Haha. You and that fat cunt mate of yours said he was signing haha
🔴 "Hall would have been somewhat open to that [Man United] move!"
💰 "I don't think we can say categorically that Hall is unavailable in summer 2027..."
@JacobsBen reveals why Lewis Hall has decided to sign a new deal at #NUFC despite interest from #MUFC! 📝
How is it possible we’re offering a Man Utd player a contract? @FA can you investigate this?
Lewis Hall set to sign a new Newcastle United contract after reaching an agreement with the club.
Hall understood to be impressed by new manager Matthias Jaissle, and extension talks have accelerated over the past few weeks.
Extending Hall a priority for sporting director Ross Wilson.⚫️
🤝 @alex_crook
