Seymour Beavers

#strictly Hey Shirley .. please take a look at yourself… your’e compleley back in the 90’s . Just go …,,,,, please

#thechase Where do they find these people ? Kinell.

#thechase Apprentice Solicitor ? Hmm , all these folks with posh job titles and zero knowledge !! Well done on winning your £1 ffs!!

#thismorning This mad tights woman needs her eyes testing. What a lot of deniered crappery she has brought with her #madoldtart

#thechase At least Meg has a bit of personality,not like the dozy androids that were on yesterday.

#placeinthesun Brilliant representation of the UK these two .Marvellous!

#thechase Fecking Walnuts !!!! Dear God !!

#thechase Compelling viewing this evening.

#strictly Shirl can’t cope with the much younger, much prettier ones can she ?

#strictly oh feck off motsi or plopsi or whatever your name is.

#bargainhunt - Full of the living dead this auction room !!

#thechase Dear God !!!

#theoneshow what an utterly depressing sack of shit this has been tonight, as refreshing as root canal surgery.

#strictly Why use one word when you can use a million , thank you Plopsi.

#strictly anyone else mute the tv when plopsy is speaking ?

#bargainhunt Oh,let go of her hand will you.. jeez

#thecelebrityinnercircle “Celebrities “?? Kinell!

#strictly Please stop that screaming woman. Also please give that stupid Motsi or whatever she is called less talking time - no- one can understand her.

#thechase Come on ITV show some better episodes than this guff.. its been absolutely crap!