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If you enjoy my trademark brand of angry whimsy, you'll also find me at andygilder.bsky.social
If you're into that kind of thing
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How it started vs how it’s going 😍 Say hello to the newest member of our dusky pademelon club 🦘
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Welcome to the biscuit factory 😻
Cats, like Akiko our Pallas's cat, scratch trees to leave visual markings and their scent, as well as to sharpen their claws and have a good stretch!
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They said it was about ‘genocide’.
They said it was about ‘killing babies’.
They said ‘we just want the killing to stop’.
Now they say ‘we won’t stop’.
Now they say ‘we won’t rest’.
Until Israel is no more. Until all the Jews are gone.
They want more war. They always want more war.
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As you can see, our bison are loving every moment of this holiday enrichment activity! Watch closely as they taste & scent mark the trees added to their habitat. Our bison get regular enrichment, & their favorite items are things they can scratch, rub against, or explore!
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What's the best way to warm up a hairless cat you ask?
This way you also get plenty of kitty snuggles, and Dobby cuddles are the best! 😻😍🥰
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1st Field Trip! The cheetah cubs are now old enough to start visiting other indoor places at the zoo. They were a bit nervous at the start being in a new space, but warmed up to the room and had a little bit of fun! They played, explored & saw their 1st skunk!
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Some of the Catpawcino crew, with our very own mammoth-cat, Pumpkin (the massive ginger mainecoon on the right). Who believe it or not is one of our youngest residents. 😆
Someone clear the entire defensive unit's lockers at the end of this game
I don't want to see a single one of these bums back next year. That goes for the coaching staff too #RiseUp
Where on earth did we get this kicker from, Peewee League?
You are not telling me there was nobody better on the street than this assclown #RiseUp
All those top 10 draft picks and money wasted in free agency, for another losing season
Just nuke this franchise from space, it'll never be anything but poverty #RiseUp
Quite the honours list for #rugbyleague
OBEs for Ken Davy and former touch judge Tony Martin, MBEs for Andrea Dobson and Paul Caddick
Congratulations to all
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Happy #Caturday! Cheetahs have oversized nasal passages to help them breathe during sprints but limit space for large teeth, making their teeth smaller than those of other big cats.
