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Mayo

@AndyMorrison23

This is where I come to curse online.

Joined February 2020
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Meet your heroes. Become best friends.
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"I enjoyed talking to him more than anyone else in show history."
Kirk Minihane (@kirkmin) profile pictureKirk Minihane
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The great John Stewart died four years ago yesterday. I can honestly say I enjoyed talking to him more than anyone else in show history. He’s still really missed. All Aboard.
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After 10 years of changing my mind at the last second, I have finally committed to Malcolm X glasses. They arrive in 3 weeks at which time I will ascend to the highest plane of pretentiousness.
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This is official notice to @BeeJayTee161 that his ban has been LIFTED with apologies for its premature declaration. I will, however, finally be placing exterior locks on the bathrooms. If I can, I will provide Brando a key.
Mayo (@AndyMorrison23) profile pictureMayo@AndyMorrison2314h
This is official notice to @BeeJayTee161 that he is henceforth BANNED from utilizing the REAL Custom Training restrooms.
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This is official notice to @BeeJayTee161 that he is henceforth BANNED from utilizing the REAL Custom Training restrooms.
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Chris Klemmer (@ChrisKlemmer) profile pictureChris Klemmer
@ChrisKlemmer23h
The baseball season is about to end yet Mayo still exists. Life is truly unfair.
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AI remains the fucking worst
Steve Show (@golfshow74) profile pictureSteve Show@golfshow74Oct 28
Not only is @MikeMutnansky a media star, he is also a restaurant mogul. Absolutely winning life right now @kirkminshow @kirkmin
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Cinema Carve (@Cinema_Cravezz) profile pictureCinema Carve
@Cinema_CravezzOct 27
BATMAN PART 2 reportedly have nearly 3 hours 30 minutes of runtime, which would make it one of the longest superhero movie ever released.
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Morton salt delved too greedily and too deep
GH HILL (@GHHILL1911) profile pictureGH HILL
@GHHILL1911Oct 27
Morton salt is mined 2,000 feet below Lake Erie. And now the lake is leaking into the mine. The mine was evacuated, with no injuries. Do not expect the mine to reopen anytime soon. Or ever.
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Praying to God for a lockout.
Chris Klemmer (@ChrisKlemmer) profile pictureChris Klemmer
@ChrisKlemmerOct 28
If you like baseball at all, throw on your TV and watch this last inning. Really hope I’m wrong but could be the last game for a long, long time.
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Great job today @TimothyFax
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People forget I wasn't allowed in the original private Minifan group chat. Me. Number 23 on the KMS Top 50 List. Kirk's best Minifriend.
Stacie From Madawaska's Phone (@Staciesphone) profile pictureStacie From Madawaska's Phone@StaciesphoneOct 27
Never heard a grown man cry so much he wasn't invited to a private chat.
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Fax calling Kirk "sir" might land him the job.
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Ringer-Verse (@RingerVerse) profile pictureRinger-Verse@RingerVerseOct 26
Come meddle in the affairs of wizards, announcement on Wednesday ✨🎤🧙‍♂️
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Replying to @AndyMorrison23
Me? I don't listen. I am a big Miles Apart fan though.
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This guy's almost too into KMS
Doughy Fingers (@Doughy_Fingers) profile pictureDoughy Fingers
@Doughy_FingersOct 26
Miles Apart is 71 away from 1k subscribers! Give them a sub! @milesapartshow @Menners__ @Acecliff3 youtube.com/@milesapartshow?…
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Replying to @AndyMorrison23
Hope you end up in the penne-tentiary
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Uh oh guys, Kane's gonna take me to FOOD COURT
Kane (@Kaneisable1981) profile pictureKane@Kaneisable1981Oct 25
Replying to @AndyMorrison23 @taterswif
Corn at Thanksgiving is a travesty. Corn is a summer food.
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First guy to visit a FKR space
Tenderloin Republican 🇺🇸 (@PayNoTack) profile pictureTenderloin Republican 🇺🇸
@PayNoTackOct 22
the internet was a mistake
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