#HumanBeing 🌈 Food devouring expert 🍍+🍕 Dev/DBA @Microsoft MCT @SQLServer @Azure #IoT #Security #HumanRights #DataCommunityPT @ITProPT @PowerShellPT #IPv6PT
Oeiras, Portugal
Joined March 2009
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Like most people avoiding the social network formerly known as Twitter, I've started to use #Bluesky...
bsky.app/profile/Andy.PT
Don't expect many postings, but I'm also there...
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While #HumanBeings worldwide are advocating for #Peace #HumanRights #WomensRights #LGBTRights #UniversalHealthcare #BanGuns #Freedom of speech and a civilised society, a group of thugs is constantly starting wars, G€Ñ0¢1D€ and banning rights, for the benefit of the wealthy few.
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There's no words to describe today's & last 4+ years of unprovoked, selfish G€Ñ0¢1D@L #WarCrimes, killing & displacement of millions of humans, by USA, I-hell & Russia. #TheHague will be very busy in next 20 years but victims & their families won't be here to see justice done.
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During holiday seasons, not everyone is celebrating. If you need to chat, talk, or just listen to a friendly voice, feel free to reach out. Stay strong and take it one day at a time.
ALT Photo of a cat next to a phone and text "IF YOU NEED SOMEBODY YOU CAN CALL ΜΕ"
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The guy who claims to deserve the @NobelPrize for Peace just started an unprovoked war with Venezuela. Before, he bombed Iran and antagonise the entire world, country by country.
Oslo is not waiting for you. The Hague is...
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We've reached the historical era of
"How the fuck did we get to this point again?" #FascismNeverAgain
#CrimesAgainstHumanity
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Atingimos a era histórica do
"Foda-se, como raio é que voltámos a este ponto?"
#FascismoNuncaMais
#CrimesContraAHumanidade
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BREAKING
1AM UK time. Israeli speedboat reached Madleen. "At the time the boat was intercepted no one is wounded" the captain asked me to record. I heard the soldiers speaking while the captain was on the phone with me. I lost connection with the captain as he was telling me that "another boat is approaching".
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Foda-se... Ainda tenho latas de atum do início da pandemia...
#CyberAttack
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Power out for nearly 4 hours. #CyberAttack killing the electricity in Portugal, Spain, France, maybe more. Intermittent Internet.
Great sun and good temperature. Everyone perfectly calm. Fuck, if I wasn't Portuguese I'd be worried #WW3 had started.
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#CrowdStrike: This just shows how incompetent IT staff are at handling enterprise level updates. You're supposed to sandbox them before deploying to production. We've gone from not installing updates 20 years ago to installing every single crap without validation...
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#PeterAndTheWolf revisited… @Microsoft developers are so incompetent (specifically #Windows11 recurring flops & last month's all-crashing #WindowsUpdate causing #BSoD) that an unrelated global crash by #CrowdStrike is wreaking havoc worldwide
and it's being blamed on #Microsoft
ALT Screenshot of Crowdstrike website with the phrase "62 minutes could bring your business down"
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Fica uma fotografia para lembrar o que a bondade espontânea duma pessoa pode mudar a História dum país inteiro.
#25AbrilSempre #FascismoNuncaMais #CelesteCaeiro
ALT Fotografia de Celeste Caeiro, com 90 anos, a pessoa que deu origem ao nome Revolução dos Cravos, nos 50 anos do 25 de Abril.
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Very happy to have delivered this @Azure #security session for the first time at the @AINETPowerCloud... ¡Muchas gracias a esta gran comunidad!
#Microsoft #Cloud #Hacking #Cybersecurity
Next up, we have Hacking Azure with @AndyPT.
Everything is hackable, so why not the cloud? If you're running environments in any cloud, what can you do to protect yourself against attacks?
Live streaming:
youtube.com/watch?v=a4gI0U4-…
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Isto é o que deveria ter sido feito com o Costa quando o facho Marcelo e a criminosa Gago fizeram o golpe de estado de 7 de novembro.
En Madrid, con #PedroSanchez. Porque los gobiernos se eligen en las urnas y en el Parlamento, hoy miles de personas en apoyo de Pedro Sánchez contra la manipulación de la derecha 💪🏼🌹❤️ #PedroNoTeRindas #ValeLaPena
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Foi este povo que há 50 anos tomou as rédeas do seu destino. É com e para este povo que urge cumprir abril. Hoje, mais do que nunca. #25deAbril #25deabrilsempre #FascismoNuncaMais #50anos25deabril @50anos25abril @25Abril1974
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In a few minutes, I'll present a very interactive "Develop for #Inclusion using #AI: An #Azure Story" session for #GlobalAI Lüdinghausen. You're welcome to join online and share your experience!
#Equality #AllDifferentAllEqual #HumanRights #AI
ALT Banner for session "Develop for Inclusion using AI: An Azure Story" by André Melancia at Global AI Bootcamp Lüdinghausen. There is a logo of the initiative "All Different All Equal" on top left, the event logo on top right, and a computer game style background.
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