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🚨 BREAKING: Emergency Premier League meeting set for July 15th to decide if Newcastle are legally allowed to have two strikers at the same time. PL reportedly considering new rule: “One in, Isak out.” All future NUFC transfers to require a permission slip from Big Six HQ. #NUFC

The same fans who spent months calling Murphy terrible and saying we needed to sell him are now defending him. Does being born here give him a free pass? He's not good enough for the PL. Being a NUFC fan doesn't change that #NUFC

Are we just going to let them attack us until they eventually score before deciding to start playing football? What's the actual plan here? #NUFC

I would go all out for either Frank or Slot and get one of them in during the international break. We need a new manager in place as soon as possible #NUFC

Ref just saved us from going 2-0 down #NUFC

8 added minutes, how many will Everton score in that time? 1 or 2? #NUFC

1 shot on target at home against Villa. 1 shot on target at home against Everton. This isn't just poor football anymore, it's an absolute disgrace. What exactly are we doing in training? #NUFC

First shot on target, only took 85 minutes #NUFC

75 minutes gone, at home, and we haven't managed a single shot on target. Absolutely pathetic #NUFC

We go 1-0 down and there's ZERO reaction. But don't worry, Murphy's warming up. Everything will be fine #NUFC

Jaissle out. Wilson out. Enough is enough #NUFC

Why are we so easy to play through? Constantly diving into tackles, getting turned inside out and leaving ourselves wide open. Teams must love playing against us #NUFC

This is beyond embarrassing. Not a single positive to take from it. No identity, no tactics, no improvement, just getting worse every week. Sack him now and use the international break to bring in someone who actually knows what they're doing #NUFC

Have we managed 3 passes in a row yet? Elanga is working against us and Barnes looks completely lost. Can we just try keeping possession for 30 seconds? Is that really too much to ask #NUFC

We should be 1-0 down. We're absolutely dreadful to watch these days. No excitement, no identity, just boring, predictable football #NUFC

There's been absolutely no reaction to Thursday's humiliation. Joe and Nico clearly don't work together. Stuer should be starting #NUFC

Maybe the 10th time lucky with the hoofball. We tried this rubbish last week and got nowhere, yet we're stupid enough to try it again. Absolutely clueless #NUFC

Another terrible start, Everton look far more dangerous #NUFC

Turned Sky on expecting Newcastle/Everton coverage, only to find them still analysing Arsenal/Liverpool. They had all day yesterday for that. Apparently, you're only worth covering if you're a 'Big Six' club. Shambles #NUFC

Jaissle isn’t good enough, Wilson has been terrible too. We spent £95m on Stuer, Toure and Bamba, yet barely play any of them. Surely that money could’ve been spent strengthening the first team? We also spent £50m on two keepers. Why not put that towards Trafford instead? #NUFC

Jaissle out! 3 of our last 4 away games we've conceded 3+ goals. No improvement, no motivation, no Stuer since Hull. Vertical football is just Bruce ball with a fancy name. Pathetic #NUFC