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"TO ALL THE FUCKFACES WHO DON'T KNOW ME: THE NAMES KARKITTY VANTAS AND YOU ALL CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!"
♋Not new to character
♋Female!Karkat account
♋8.31 sweeps (18 human years)
♋Ships with Chem
♋Crack/Non Crack rp
♋Post Game Character
(Yo, I know it's been a while but hopefully that'll change soon. I'm just here to see if anyone here is up for joining an rp free for all discord server >×> we're looking for more members so let me know if anyone's interested. ✌️🏻)
>Just stay in Fort Asshole. You'll celebrate the holidays in there with some romcoms and a shit ton of cookies.
>Slide in
SUP FUCKERS, MARRY X-MAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND ALL THAT SHIT.
>slide back into Fort Asshole
(Bleh sorry for being super inactive lately. Between wifi dying and major family issues, I haven't had much time nor enthusiasm to come online. Hopefully that'll be changing soon. Sorry again guys)
>Peak out of Fort Asshole
I SEE THINGS ARE PRETTY FUCKING CHILL FOR THE MOST PART HERE. ABOUT DAMN TIME.
IS IT REALLY SO FUCKING MUCH TO ASK FOR ONE GOG DAMN SAFE PLACE FROM EVERYONE'S BULLSHIT?!
>keep throwing flaming crab plushies
>You immediately grab a crab plush and set it on fire.
=>Kitty: throw the flaming crab plush at John
>You notice windy shit happening around Fort Asshole. Thank god for the steel reinforcements you add.
=>Kitty: be more active
>Fuck that. You've been busy binging romcoms in Fort Asshole. You don't care about going out and "socializing" when hardly anyone is around.
=>Kitty: Look out of Fort Asshole and greet the world
SUP.
>My god you need to stop hanging around 5 Striders at once. They very clearly are influencing you now.
I'm tempted to say C but I know it's B. *pap pap* I'm sure you'll get to talk to him soon. — WISE OF YOU TO NOT CHOSE FUCKING C. AND I HOPE I GET TO TALK TO HIM AGAIN SOON. IT'S SURPRISINGLY LONELY WITHOUT MY BRO… curiouscat.me/KarkittyVantas…




