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research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly. avi by @obscureaaron

Boston, don't stalk me. i mace
Joined May 2012
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Tilda Swinton is the last person on Earth, having solely survived the apocalypse. A tumbleweed rolls by. She picks it up and eats it. 'Delicious,' she says, as she gets down on all fours then gallops into the night.
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I didn’t spend hours on the phone voting for her to win American Idol just to turn on her now. I stand with Kelly Clarkson.
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My child is NOT getting an iPad. He can have a Marlboro red to entertain himself
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I am mentally ill but I do think you should take into account that I used to be mentally iller
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quick hydration check. have we consumed a single molecule of water today or are we expecting the iced latte to perform a miracle
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When you hit the breaks and gas at the same time your car takes a screenshot
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Misplaced my adhd meds yesterday and I can’t find them
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Got ghosted in the absolute funniest way possible by one of the least funny guys I have dated
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What if my Grubhub and Uber Eats drivers drop off my food at the same time and fall in love 🥰
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Me whenever the radio plays a song that relates to what I'm feeling: I knew I was a main character
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90% of the time that “crazy” aunt is just a woman who spoke up against toxic behavior and was silenced and made a villain.
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“I don’t do politics.” Everything is political babygirl. It’s not cute to be dumb.
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It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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I just saw a quote that said “The rise of women does not mean the fall of man unless men were standing on the backs of women to begin with”
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We probably aren't programmed to handle having access to so many horrible people
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Teaching high school jazz band is like, “Don’t take heroin, kids, but let’s learn something from the people who did.”
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Replying to @poetswifts
why don't we have that eras stage lego set !
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Humans beings weren't meant to endure this much two factor authentication.
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Saw someone say, “Women were told to put their keys between their fingers to protect themselves, and then cars stopped having keys.” And honestly… I’d never thought about it like that.
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It's not a 'male loneliness epidemic,' it's an 'entitled-douchebag' epidemic.
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[michael stipe voice] if you believe they put a crab in rangoon
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