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Not Jerred Smithson

@AngrySmithson

making the fourth line cool, and covering for rookie defensemen. overworked, underpaid, the face only my mom loves. (parody)

 a glacier.
Joined December 2011
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"If there's a team needing a craft vet to penalty kill, Jerred Smithson is out there." -A friend.
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@NewWaveOil the good news is that I make Horcoff look like Dwight King.
@NewWaveOil yeah? And fuck you.
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Josh Cooper@JoshuaCooper3 Apr 2013
Jerred Smithson had his most quotable moment with the #preds in Edmonton in October of 2011 tnne.ws/oX6hM6 #nhl #oilers
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Damn.
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Awwwwwww......
@predatweeter right after I lost a faceoff to.... Adam Hall. #FirePoile #FirstTimeEver
When I move you move, just like that. Hell yeah HEY BOUCHER, PULL LINDBACK.
JEEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex Kovalev wanted to play for a contender, they said. This is a good sign, they said.
It's not that no one attends games here. If you notice, people just don't want to be in the path of my penalty box stare.
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Yes, play more techno music. Please. - no one at the rink
I like my Super Bowl just how I like my breakfast. With audible swearing.
Smithson had 5 hits for the #FlaPanthers. 31 total hits.
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It's ok folks. I've been on teams with bad power plays before.
Never laugh at people's misfortunes. I remember when Santo, Goc and I made fun of Wade for playing for the Panthers. Miss ya, big fella.
Pardon me while I win another Game 5.
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Litter Box Cats@LitterBoxCats11 Mar 2012
Not too late to grab tickets to #FlaPanthers / Hurricanes tonight; as low as $4 (90% below face price). tiqiq.us/8nj via TiqIQ
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David Boclair@BoclairSports11 Mar 2012
Colin Wilson: “Who needs the Sedins when we’ve got the Kostitsyns?” #Predators
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Dirty borscht eating motherf#%£€r.
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