Updating Twitter to #280characters is like adding an extra 100 Gold Skulltulas to Ocarina of Time. Pointless and takes fun away.
The #MayweathervMcgregor fight is like a Link vs Mario fight with swords, shields, hookshots and boomerangs banned. Fireflowers are allowed.
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Dear @realDonaldTrump,
The #SolarEclipse2017 was a natural event. No need to accuse North Korea of sorcery.
Sincerely,
Science
You can't blame Ganondorf for taking over Hyrule. One side was bad, but the other side was very violent.
Whatever you're doing during the summer is much better than whatever the Deku Tree is doing.
Because he's dead.
Ganondorf did not talk to Zelda.
OK, maybe he did.
They did not exchange info.
Ok, maybe they did.
Zelda's kidnapped.
OK, maybe she's not.
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FAKE NEWS #Oscars xitter.gq/cnn/status/83608075341…
JUST IN: "La La Land" wins Best Picture at the 89th Academy Awards #Oscars cnn.it/2mtJjO7
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#SuperBowl The Patriots are owning the night. #AlternativeFacts











