Angus Brochan ex Satire

Juste un avertissement concernant les achats de eVelo chez @feuvert_fr. Nous avons acheté un vélo, et il est tombé en panne. Après 8 semaines, ils n'ont toujours pas réparé ni remplacé le vélo. Lorsque j'ai demandé un remboursement samedi, ils ont refusé.

#hertz First, they stopped phone booking. Then, their website keeps showing errors. Then, they force you onto chat. Then, the response times on chat are interiminable. They have reduced their costs and become "efficient" but the customer experience is diabolical.

#hertz Hertz is a magic place, a happy place where you can spend over an hour on a chat function trying to make a hire care reservation that they get wrong about 10 times. Hertz used to be great, but their customer service has nose-dived in recent years.

Boris Johnson enables drinking culture so therefore he is the one to end it? FFS. In what parallel universe does this make sense? theguardian.com/politics/202…

To fix Brexit problems, UK gov is lifting cabotage regulations on EU hauliers to enable them to take work from regulated UK hauliers. Is Mr Bean running the show?

Allegra Stratton is a troubling pick for a bad role | Martin Kettle theguardian.com/commentisfre… Martin Kettle is right about a lot of things, but not this. At the end of the day, the govt is still the majority party in Parliament, and the PM is as elected by the majority party.

Cal Revely-Calder is a grumpy prick, eh? Banksy's latest artwork peddles a mawkish fantasy about the NHS' | via @telegraph telegraph.co.uk/art/artists/…

Have started playing Fortnite with my son. He says I am shite, but I have managed to successfully parachute down to the island EVERY SINGLE TIME! #Fortnite

Brexiteer extremists take back control by trying to blow up their country's infrastructure. They are probably accusing train drivers of being traitors. I yearn for the wrong kind of leaves. theguardian.com/uk-news/2019…

From Rees Mogg. “And perhaps the thought processes that people like me hadn’t gone through before is the thought that Brexit is a process rather than an event.”” gu.com/p/b4jtq/stw A special kind of genius. Sort of. Better late than never. #brexitchaos.

The UK is now that very drunk person at a party who declares that he doesn't like it anymore, goes to storm out, but can't find the exit and has to be helped into a taxi by all the other guests. #Brexit #BrexitShambles

Not present because he has "other commitments"? Well, why did I see him having a cigarette outside the Crown & Septre pub near Oxford St at 3.30pm this afternoon? independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho…

The UK now needs the EU to make arrangements so that Westminster can continue its indecision. We're back in control, eh? theguardian.com/politics/201…

There is nothing to fear - our trade champion Liam Fox has added the Palestinian Authority to the Faroe Islands on the list of rolled over deals. UK trade will not miss a beat. God save the Queen, rah rah, sound of trumpet fanfare etc. theguardian.com/politics/201…

Everyone relax. We've signed a trade deal with the Faroe Islands, Chile and a few small African nations. It's gonna be okay. And to think I was worried about everything. Silly me.

ECJ says we can revoke Art 50. Theresa May calls an emergency meeting of cabinet. Obviously she's telling them "All is fine - we'll just call the whole Brexit thing off!". Sorted.

Dominic Raab - "I negotiated a deal. It's worse than what we currently have. And I wouldn't support the deal I negotiated". Our very own stable genius. theguardian.com/politics/201…

Why do MPs feel the need to publish their letters of no confidence? They should adopt a template as follows: "Me me me me. Blah blah blah blah. Not confident. About anything. Bye for now". #noconfidence