Head Strength & Conditioning Coach, Redwall Abbey

California, Pennsylvania
Joined May 2009
Hello Shane, these are my two Division I conference championship rings. I would ask to see yours but idk if they have a program at clown college
Replying to @AngusLegstrong
Says the guy who hides behind a Twitter handle….
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🥕🥕🥕
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A guy left his YouTube logged in on the Airbnb’s TV and we went through his history. When we got to these I almost threw up from laughing so hard.
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Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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You: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter Me, an intellectual: Markitchetural Digest
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Spelled it that way on purpose btw
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They could have run an insanely hot angle here
just learned that last night was big justice’s baseball themed bar mitzvah 🥹
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Pee is stored in the Rawlsian framework of justice
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chiillllllls
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"are you wearing the -" "the tunica molesta? yeah. i am"
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That doesn't work for me brother
I'd say "Steal this Finisher" but who among you is Big Bully Busick? (Sound on for some great Heenan/Monsoon banter too).
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jester's privilege. harlequin's allowance. fool's prerogative. and so on
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Hate to do this but my man is looking like Barack Lyndon
Jayson Tatum on Jaylen Brown: "This ain't no fucking Shaq and Kobe. There's no beef." Part of Tatum's response (via @NoaDalzell, @RealBobManning):
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Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.
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Unc Super Squat Chronicles: 250x20 was unfortunately too easy and I'm already genuinely afraid of my next session
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(Guy who has seen every episode of Turn A Gundam and knows who Muhammad Yone is voice) who the hell is Ethan Klein
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I don't really subscribe to America A/B becuase I think there's like 60 different Americas. Who the hell are these people
Hila Klein reveals her husband Ethan Klein had an affair.
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*at full volume after taking out my performative book so the whole cafe can hear* uhhh nothin much dike what's up with you 😂
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This FLOORED me lmao
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(atonal modern wrestling chant cadence) SLAVOJ ZIZEK clap clap clapclapclap SLAVOJ ZIZEK
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