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No Sugar Month One. Amidst all the noises in the fitness world about Sugar being the villain, I decided to test it for myself. I didn’t expect dramatic changes, but here are the few things I’ve noticed.👇
No Sugar day 22😌
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Beta Guria, padhai par hi focus karo, ya kuchh aur dhundho😭😭😭 @zomatocare
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Apparently, if you place 4 orders in a month, each with a minimum value of Rs. 399, you get 1 month of Netflix for free. Flipkart, Flipkart Minutes and grocery orders all count.
Free Netflix?
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Free Netflix?
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What even is this video quality?
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Today at the gym, Went to the dumbbell rack to pick up some dumbbells, and a guy was working out there, shirtless. Immediately realised clothes weren’t invented to cover our private parts. They were invented to save us from that disgusting human body odour. Please wear deodorant whenever go to the gym.
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It’s been raining continuously in Lucknow. But will that stop us from going to the gym? Definitely not. One thing I’ve noticed about Lucknow is that even after hours of rain, there’s hardly any waterlogging on the roads like it does in any other city in India. The roads look like nothing happened.
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This is Bank Merger 2.0. The committee has now been formed. We already know what it is going to recommend. Don’t we?
The Government of India has constituted a High-Level Committee on Banking for Viksit Bharat to undertake a review of India’s banking sector and recommend structural, institutional, regulatory and legislative reforms necessary to make it globally competitive, financially inclusive, and resilient for Viksit Bharat, 2047. Union Minister of Finance and Corporate Affairs, Smt. Nirmala Sitharaman during her Budget speech 2026-27 had announced setting up of the Committee. Shri Suresh N. Patel, former Central Vigilance Commissioner will be the Chairman of the Committee. Besides, three distinguished experts- Shri Shirish Chandra Murmu (Deputy Governor, Reserve Bank of India), Smt. Padmaja Chunduru (Former MD & CEO, Indian Bank) and Shri N S Vishwanathan (Former Deputy Governor, Reserve Bank of India) will be the members of the Committee. The Joint Secretary (Banking), Department of Financial Services will be the Member Secretary of the Committee. The tenure of the Committee shall be six months: Ministry of Finance
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Bank DA for November 2026 to January 2027. Rs. 4,300 extra for me. 😌😌 Gareebi ka daaman thoda toh chhutega.
Dearness allowance for Bank employees raised to 31.33% From November 2026 !!!!
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That is why I always tell people to stay low key. Even if someone shouts at you, stay calm. Parking dispute? Go park 100 metres away. Dispute over a train seat? Inform the TC. Don’t engage. Someone driving at 140 kmph overtakes you? Let them. This country is not for sane people. Stay low key. Live in a gated society, avoid crowded places, and use those 5 minutes service apps whenever possible. One small mistake, one unnecessary argument, and you could end up losing your life.
HORRIFIC 💔 A man shot three people de@d over a parking dispute in Lucknow.
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Bhai thoda darne ki acting hi kar liya karo. 2012 me bhi expense account me chai k kharche ka hisab kitab puchhne ED ko laga denge😂😂😂
I think you meant 180 degree sir jee. 360 pe to vaapis wahi pahuch jaate hai !
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Kohli’s brand has been merged already? What does it mean? The company stands merged, but the brand survives? Or does the One8 brand cease to exist altogether?
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Comments under this post. The world really does seem to hate India. Hey @grok top 5 reasons why?
Hey @grok, what's so Indian about this shoe? Does it have a special feature for Indian roads?
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Last time, the X fam told me to: • Go barefoot, so we did. • Keep my back tighter, so we tried. • Reduce the weight, but we didn’t. 😂 Watching the video, you can spot 89 things wrong with my form. But nothing that can’t be fixed with consistency and discipline. We train.
I’ve avoided training legs all my life. Even when I joined gym in the past, leg day meant nothing more than leg extensions. The result? Weak legs and an overall weak body. This time, we’re serious about building that dream physique. And it can’t happen without strong legs. We’ve started taking leg day seriously. Currently squatting 50 kg, (including the bar of course). Targeting 70 kg by the end of October. Gym bros, do help with the form. (And Yes, this is not a secular gym). 😆
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Photography inside bank branches is not allowed. These rules exist to prevent robberies, protect customer privacy and prevent misuse of images. This small clip could help robbers identify potential security weaknesses in the premises, putting the life of Branch staffs and customers at risk. Hey @canarabank, please look into this and take strict action.
SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOUR BY CANARA BANK EMPLOYEES! 💔 A 9-months-pregnant woman visited Canara Bank to reactivate her blocked account, but allegedly faced misbehaviour from bank employees. Is this how a pregnant woman should be treated? Such... Read news
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This is your daily reminder to complete your 4L water intake. Winter is coming, and soon you’ll have an excuse ready for not drinking enough water. Don’t repeat the same mistake. Let’s get rid of that headache today.
I hope you’re all taking care of yourselves and drinking 4L of water. You have the power to change the world, but can’t yet because you’re a dehydrated human being. Drink your water, Man!!!
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Does anyone know why whey protein prices are going through the roof? Because I went to buy whey protein from the same store again, and this time they quoted Rs. 8,400 for 2KG. • That’s a Rs. 3,000 price hike in just 3 months. • That’s almost Rs. 54 extra per serving considering you get 55 servings per 2KG pack. Pre Covid, a 2KG pack used to cost Rs. 2,000. Is it just happening in India, or are other countries seeing the same price hikes?
Blinkit was Rs. 6,999 Flipkart 1 KG was Rs. 3,799 Got it from Tata 1MG store for Rs. 5,400😌
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Now I no longer use dating apps, but back when I did, Tinder was the complete opposite of what I expected. It was full of chapri girls who didn’t understand the concept of hookups. It was more like Jeevan Saathi. Everyone wanted to get married. Bumble was where I found decent people. Eventually, I stopped using that too when the chapris started shifting there as well.
How cool of Kolkata Metro to promote this hook-up app!
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Meanwhile, Indian banks are suspending employees for updating their Social Media profiles without prior permission. 😂😂😂
Don’t companies like Microsoft and Google have policies against employees using their company’s name for personal gains? Because I think many companies in India would just fire employees the very next day if they made a video of themselves working in the office, flaunting the company’s logo for personal gains.
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