Hey all. When looking for a job...what are the sites you browse? My company has some openings and I want to target places people actually look!
“Well, stop putting your fingers in it.” should never be technical service advice...but...here we are. #stopputtingyourfingersinamachine #imnotyourmom #butseriouslystopit
Does anyone else have days where you’re truly impressed that people around you are able to function in day to day life? #whydoyouneedmyhelp #pleaseputpaperINthecopier
Can it still be referred to as “Paid Time Off” if I have to work over 40 hours by Thursday to get enough done to take Friday off? #tired #pto #salariedproblems
The amount of times I yelled, “Why won’t you let me make you money??” today has GOT to be a record. #butforreal #listentomeandiwillmakeyoumoney
True friendship is being handed a glasses wipe in a meeting where said glasses have already been tossed a few times. #oneofthosedays #endlessmeetings #needmoresolutions
Do you ever have those days where you look around and think, “Hmm...I wonder when my last tetanus shot was?”
After a particularly insane example of toxic masculinity...
Coworker: Are you smiling at him or bearing your teeth to intimidate him?
Me: Both.
Anyone out there studied for/taken the PMP exam? Any advise on supplemental texts other than the PMBOK?
6 flights. 9 days. If anyone needs me, I’ll be in bed until Monday. #somanytimezones #snoringfordays #surprisetravel
This happened Monday.
Boss: Can you come to the next Board Meeting?
Me: Sure, when?
Boss: Thursday.
Me: THIS THURSDAY?
Boss: Are you not available?
...our board mtgs are in another time zone. To the airport!
I *almost* forgot headphones for the flight to #USITT
That would have been brutal! Phew!
Anne helped paved the way for all female technicians. She’s the exception to the rule “don’t meet your heros.” #congrats #annevalentino #usitt2018 #usitt xitter.gq/etcinc/status/97401354…
#USITT2018 conference attendees: Tomorrow night, join us in congratulating Anne Valentino as she accepts a Distinguished Achievement Award and discusses her work and control philosophies 7:00-8:15pm. bit.ly/AnneValentinoUSITT
My flight app just reminded me that I’m going to #USITT tomorrow. I guess I should pack...
Nothing like finally flopping into bed only to be stabbed by the 4 pens you forgot were still in your hair. #onewasasharpie #owie #therearealotofpensonmynightstand
A sentence I got to say today:
“They will open that boys club or I’ll burn it to the ground with them inside.”
I love getting emails using the greeting "Gentlemen" from people who KNOW me, have MET me and REPORT to me. Sigh. #casualsexism #lifeinamaledominatedindustry
I just had to ask our IT department, “How do I use @Outlook and still do my job?”
-spoiler alert, they had no answer.
That’s a crazy question to have to ask...but seriously, I can’t view shared calendars on a mobile device? This year begins with a 2!


