AnonymousLX

Tonight my 3 year old decided to take himself to the toilet without assistance or telling us or us hearing on the monitor. The bathroom looked like a family of poo emojis had been massacred.

There are now 35 people sat at the @Argos_Online collection point and only 1 person behind the counter. A riot is brewing.

OK. Which idiot cooked fish in the green room.

SO COOL, I WANT TO PLAY youtube.com/watch?v=-bh1MHuA…

Friend: How was your day? Me: Classical Musicians Friend: Enough Said. #techieproblems

I do not understand how someone who has worked in this industry full time for so long can be so completely clueless.

It must be some kind of universal law that if there is a get out following a show, that show must go up late. #techieproblems

Old but true.

Drank so much coffee today, even the voices in my head have the shakes.

Someone has taken away my @ETCInc GIO and replaced it with an ion... I have no idea where any of the bloody buttons are.

You know when you are selecting someone for a job based on availability instead of skill set that its going to go well. #techieproblems

When remounting a show you have done sooo many times, you open the truck doors and remember why you said never again.... Yeah that.

Pretty much sums up the fast approaching Panto Season.

Don't you just love it when someone throws you under the bus to mask their incompetence and cowardice for accepting their own wrong doing.

Ok, i have not had enough coffee to deal with this many screaming kids at this ungodly time of day. #techieproblems

The cast are acting like fucking pretentious children, its like a geriatric nursery school here today.

Say what you like about the NHS, but if you want a form loosing TWICE then they are unsurpassed at excellence.

I am pretty sure the leading lady made up more of the script than she actually remembered this evening. #techieproblems

So my other half had genuinely failed to realise that cornflakes were made from corn... I'm starting to worry about my choice in women.