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Owner, Anschlitz Industries

Northern Colorado
Joined July 2012
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Anyone know who to contact if u want know when trump will be going to Mag-a-lardo?
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I am strongly voting no on Ohio statehood. Not on my watch!
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If you people think Ohio should become a state I have to assume you never been there
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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This is why it’s pronounced Mahahaha.
RFK Jr. suggests Americans can more easily afford groceries if they start eating liver instead of beef: "Most of the cheap cuts of meat are very inexpensive. You can buy liver or the cheap cuts."
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Did JD Vance name his son after Ramasqamy or is it a family name. I don’t remember it from the movie.
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🚨🚨MAJOR DEVELOPMENT [Updated: 6 AM MEXICO TIME] The migrant caravan is now HIGHLY mobile. Headed towards US border at speeds in excess of 45 MPH. Some are said to be carrying absentee Texas ballots PREFILLED with only the most extreme LEFTIST candidates. DHS in READINESS POSTURE at border.
🚨🚨VERY ALARMING UPDATE: MIGRANT CARAVAN FROM MEXICO ADVANCING Just a day later and reports say the migrants are now SPRINTING towards Texas to vote for Talafreako!
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This all makes a lot more sense if you guess think of him as an old fag.
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Admiring another guy’s ass is something all guys do. It’s just locker room stuff like slapping their butt cheeks or kneading them gently with your hands. All men do it
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This a parody, right. Right?
This is the coolest thing ever for 45 year old conservatives
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My favorite Republican campaign tradition is the biennial running of the migrants.
BREAKING: Another large migrant caravan is leaving Mexico’s southern border right now in an attempt to reach the United States. Some members of the caravan, which is mostly comprised of Central Americans, told me they are hopeful Democrats win the midterms.
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actually this is a savvy move out of Vivek's campaign he's appealing to the fastest growing pillars of the GOP voter base: estranged, resentful parents and child predators
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love when hunter schaefer’s in the news because then I get to scroll and see a bunch of pictures of hunter schaefer
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Would you look at that! Kim Jong Un is alive and well! Here's proof of life!
🤖 Made with AI
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Pretty sure Trump started "this rumor" by fucking a child.
President Trump is not a pedophile. I can’t believe I have to say these words. Whoever started this rumor is a vile, disgusting human being.
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He should buy his daughter clothes she likes. Can’t expect a 10-yr old like her to just go shopping.
Her: “I have absolutely nothing to wear” Also her: steals his favorite hoodie
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It's time for all American Christians to come together to rename the New Testament the American Testament.
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“Add Value?” That makes sense if you’re planning to sell it
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump hereby demands New Mexico ABOLISH ITS NAME and change to "New America" IT'S TIME...🇺🇸 "New Mexico should immediately change its name to New America. We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State! Home Values and Incomes would rise, and you would be even prouder while saluting our beautiful American Flag! Maybe even the Crooked Elections, that New Mexico is known for, would become honest again!" Another all-timer. Make it happen, New Mexico! Trump is on a roll 🤣
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Our deepest thoughts and most devout prayers go out to President Trump as we await confirmation on the health of his friend Kim Jong-Un
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